Best Pickup Lines...  

GraspCrownRusts 46M
738 posts
2/17/2006 7:26 am

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6/19/2006 7:33 am

Best Pickup Lines...

I posted a topic in one of the groups I am in this morning regarding the best pickup lines. In the interest of, well, interest I am going to put the same idea up on here and see where it goes...

What are some of the best pickup lines you've ever heard or given? Don't be shy - let's hear them.

Also, the "best" could be the "worst" - as long as it was memorable.

At this point I'm not sure if I am willing to give up my best line (not before I copyright it, but I think I may be persuaded to give one of my worst...

OK. From my days on yahew chatting, here is one of my (UGH!) worst ones... I'm embarrassed. Alright, alright (taking deep breaths - feeling anxiety) here it is: "Hey, I like the quote on your profile". How f'ing lame is that one?... and no, in the name of humanity, you cannot use

Alright, your turn... whatcha got?

RavishingRed1062 54F

2/22/2006 3:37 pm

Do you know how to make your wife scream when your having sex?

Call her and tell her who your with...

GraspCrownRusts 46M
780 posts
2/23/2006 7:31 am

OMG... there's the daily "LMAO" from you... thanks...

lifeisablast333 54M

2/23/2006 9:35 pm

hey even the really bad ones work on horny drunk redneck gals.....
just a thought......

Well if'n your good nuff fer yer pa, well yer good nuff fer me!!!!!

GraspCrownRusts 46M
780 posts
2/24/2006 7:45 am

omg, redneck... you're prolly right! i need to head to cowtown this weekend and find out... lmao

rm_abutoo2 44M
1078 posts
6/16/2006 3:40 pm

pick up lines suck... just give em that I wanna fuck you till I die look and see if it's returned. then balls up and say hello or something and stumble and spill your drink all over here and say damn... that was $5 bucks... can I lick it off you?

GraspCrownRusts 46M
780 posts
6/19/2006 7:33 am


If I ever spill my drink on someone - a female someone, that is - I will have to remember that line... LMAO. Good one!

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