"When I want to be 'Sexy', I..."  

GraspCrownRusts 46M
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7/24/2006 6:21 am

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"When I want to be 'Sexy', I..."


When I want to be SEXY, I...

You know the day. You've got a date with someone new or you know that you're going to see that one person and you so badly want to make that "I'm a hottie!" impression on them.

So, what do you do when you know you need your A-game? Do you wear a certain outfit or dress a certain way? Is there a different way to style the hair? A special makeup touch? Special cologne or perfume?

Come on, you can tell us - your secret will be safe here - no one reads my blog...lol

"When I want to be SEXY, I..."


GraspCrownRusts 46M
780 posts
7/24/2006 6:34 am

I will get it started off with my "secrets"...lol

If I want to be sexy - (lol...everyone should start off their entry this way, "If I want to be sexy" - it'll make you chuckle - try it)

Anyway... If I want to be sexy, I gotta make sure I am wearing an ensemble that is form fitting. If I am really pulling out the stops, then I want to make sure my legs (especially calves) are being seen, so I will most likely have some kind of shorts on. (Yeah, I am not sexy in February - FY

Three mists of Nautica - one on either side of the neck and then one on my inner wrist.

Gotta make sure the hair is in good shape. Don't get me wrong, I have great hair (if I do say so myself...lol). I will never go bald - ever. It's the Swede in my blood. My hair is fine and thick (and soft and cuddly and fun to grab a handful of - wink, wink), so it will frizz out on warm, humid days when it is cut shorter. I gotta keep it in check with a bit of gel and blow dry on those days.

Well, those are some of my trade secrets - good thing no one reads my blog...lol. (whew) Once you write it all down, it's not so sexy-sounding. Hmmm... Perhaps I should re-think my "When I want to be sexy" strategy...


Cozy_Red 50F

7/24/2006 1:59 pm

When I want to be sexy .... start out with my nails...
(Im obsessed with them , they have their own file on my computer).

Ok ...so my nails are perfectly red with rhinestones on them.
I take a long hot bath...put on TLC's "Crazy Sexy Cool" cd.
Make sure my makeup is flawless...my hair wild and sexy...
Perfume depends on my mood... I have imported Perfume from Saudi that I save for special occasions.
My lips are red ... Put on something silky, I have a red silk nighty that compliments my figure more than the others.

Now this may seem weird, but I like to turn my cam on and take a few shots for some other time. Just makes me feel sexy to take them.
What I do next depends on who Im with with, but I'll still do this when I'm alone...If Im needing to feel sexy.






KingDongilingus 42M

7/24/2006 2:28 pm

I get up, go take a shower, make sure I don't smell like 2 goats have been having sex (or, conversely, like a wet Yak), and then throw on the same style I wore yesterday. Does it work? Sometimes, but then again, there are enough fashion obsessed gay men around to take up my slack.

Mind you, that is how I see it. Other than that, when I hit the bar, after about 3 beers and that warm and fuzzy hits, when you whisper in that little gal's ear at the end of the bar, "Baby, just so you know, I am hung like a small donkey." Easy enough, my work is now done, and off to the Horizontal Sausage Hiding Mambo contest we go!

If all else fails, I just whip Mr. Wang out on the table, and salute him with a draft and the merry slogan, "Ahoy matey! For we who are about to die, Mr. Wang salutes you!".

Yes, it works sometimes too, don't ask me why, go ask Mr. Wang, he gets all the action, not me...........

King and Mr. Wang


GraspCrownRusts 46M
780 posts
7/24/2006 3:03 pm

Cozy_Red - one (made up) word: "Schwing!"

...there are about 8 different things in there that turned my screws - and I don't mind telling ya...lol

KingDongilingus - lmfao - I've got to watch that show sometime. (from waaay across the bar)


canuhandle1968 48F

7/25/2006 3:29 pm

.........I take a long, hot shower, shave the legs and the goodies, letting the hot water drizzle from my head to my toes... spritz on the perfume I know will make him want to bury his head in my neck and between my *Y* .... For me, it's all about the attitude... and because his favorite flavor is strawberry, I always have strawberry gum...


GraspCrownRusts 46M
780 posts
7/25/2006 6:58 pm

    Quoting canuhandle1968:
    .........I take a long, hot shower, shave the legs and the goodies, letting the hot water drizzle from my head to my toes... spritz on the perfume I know will make him want to bury his head in my neck and between my *Y* .... For me, it's all about the attitude... and because his favorite flavor is strawberry, I always have strawberry gum...
<---rolls up tongue and puts it back in his mouth...

I agree, by the way, "Sexy" comes directly from the attitude. The attire and the looks are a portion of what is perceived by the beholder, but attitude is the engine that drives them...


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