Techonogically Challenged  

rm_shagknight 47M
135 posts
8/16/2006 9:19 am

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8/17/2006 5:53 am

Techonogically Challenged

Just when I think I've seen it all, I realize how much I just don't know.

Recently, a chat conversation on YM made me wonder if I my friend's Messenger had been hijacked. Her use of words and abbreviations made me think I was conversing with someone else. I was wrong.

Apparently, you can chat with your favorite messenger on your cell phone. But of course, typing on a cell phone is much much more difficult than typing on a keyboard... which is why it didn't "sound right." I learned something new -- YAY

Here are a few other technological advancements that have been made (or should be)

Laptops in the bathoom. If you read the newspaper in there, why can't you check your email?

Holograms for the office. Wouldn't it be cool to have a hologram of yourself looking like your working, so that you can go out and play?

Holograms for the house.. Would give cybersex a whole new meaning

Automated drive-thrus... Well, maybe not. I mean they screw up your order enough as it is.

Autopilot for cars. Men would never use this. How could we pretend to be in the INDY 500 on Interstate 20?

Iris deflecters. Huh? They would make it appear as though you are looking a women square in the eyes when you are actually staring at her breasts. Now THAT'S an invention.

Computer generated clothing removal. If a CSI computer can take a skeleton and generate a photo of a person, why can't it take a photo of a woman and remove her clothes? Would the UNDO button work for that?

Ok, that's enough technology for today, class.

Until Next time...
"The Flux Capacitor is what makes time travel possible."

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/16/2006 9:59 am

I do take my laptop in the bathroom

Bye everyone, it was a blast

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
8/16/2006 8:29 pm

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh! As I run screaming from the room....."too much technology!" Just take off your darn clothes and put the toga on and no one gets hurt!

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