A Stupid Question Deserves an Appropriate Answer  

rm_sexxikritter 52F
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8/7/2006 9:10 pm

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A Stupid Question Deserves an Appropriate Answer

My son is going camping with my parents for the next couple of days, so momma is going on her own little midweek adventure. See y'all on Thursday. Play fair and play safe. I'll leave you with this sent to me by a good friend. Thanks for this, Alisa.

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for our Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time; but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with those tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IVs in both arms.

I went on to tell her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.)

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.



MarcySullivan 52F  
3598 posts
8/7/2006 9:23 pm

Have fun and hurry back!!!

xoxo


xoxo
Marcy

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hotandhorny107 58F

8/7/2006 9:42 pm

Amazing the stupid questions people ask. I work at a doctors answering service and the number one question by far is " Are they gone for the day/Is the doctor there" Now mind you it is well after office hours, there is a "greeting that everyone hears saying the office is closed and these idiots think that no one goes home, they stay and answer the phone anyway. Another good one we get is "where are they" It is at that one that I am dying to respond with "I don't know, it is not my turn to watch them" However these fools probably would not catch on that easily...


digdug41 49M

8/8/2006 1:19 am

Hey kritter have a good time while lil mans away and thats some funny shit

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


expatbrit49 62M

8/8/2006 8:11 am

too funny, have a fun on your trip

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


BlackHeatLust 47M

8/8/2006 9:35 am

Have fun my friend and give me a call when you come back.


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
8/8/2006 10:13 am



save travels and thanks for stopping by my blog
with your notes re: piercings!
{=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
8/9/2006 1:27 pm

I believed you totally until you said you could lick your balls!

I mean to say, it doesn't matter how much dog food I eat, I still can't lick mine.....

and I ended up in hospital too ..... with a twisted neck!

Enjoy your trip .... have lots of fun. And if you feel the urge, make sure you're on the sidewalk!

warm xx


TonyPlays 64M

8/11/2006 5:17 pm

Enjoy your trip.

BTW at my blog you said,"YEAH! We want Tony stroking pics!" so I posted one just for you.

TonyPlays


rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
8/11/2006 9:36 pm

Thanks for the comments every one. Always great to see new faces and other body parts here.
I'm headed right over, Tony!


TonyPlays 64M

8/12/2006 6:32 am

    Quoting rm_sexxikritter:
    Thanks for the comments every one. Always great to see new faces and other body parts here.
    I'm headed right over, Tony!
sexxikritter, as per your request I am sharing an additonal pic.
TonyPlays


SirMounts 102M

8/12/2006 3:05 pm

sexxikritter...
LOL!
The next time that I'm feeling down, sad, a little blue...
Can I go shopping with you??? *nodding hopefully* lol


cougarprey4play 40M

8/13/2006 7:05 am

Hahaha...magahee77 has a posting (sorry can't remember but it has to due with his crutches) & I added how people can ask stupid questions...

Let's see, someone is buying dog food & they ask if that person has a dog?? No, I have a cat & find it cheaper to feed them dog food...I do love that though "the Purina diet"

Sometimes a stupid question deserves a stupid answer!!


bipolybabe 54F

8/16/2006 3:22 pm

That's twice today you've made me acronym (LO.

I'm going to link from own doggie thing to this blog!

BPB

BPB

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rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
8/16/2006 3:38 pm

I love this joke. My friend sent me another about cats. I'll post it soon. Thanks for your comments everyone.


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