booty call commandments  

rm_sexisicilian 45F
5 posts
5/2/2006 1:07 pm
booty call commandments


Booty Call Commandments

I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises

II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?"

III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making."

IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans.

V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.

VI. Thou shalt scream my name often

VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town.

VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like?

IX. There shall be no "pillow talk."

X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!

crued9829 50M

5/2/2006 2:14 pm

Hey sexi- You have written the perfect credo. I do believe that I have found what I'm looking for in a woman that wants to have fun!! Nicely written and I would ENJOY hearing from you.


wannadoUright 57M

7/25/2006 2:22 pm

I I'll leave before you wake...
II You can expect me to not want to say anything...
III we will fuck each other....
IV spontanaeity is the spice of life....
V I love to eat pussy for hours....
VI ...and when I do, you will scream MY name ....
VII I probably am- I'm sicilian too!
VIII you are an intelligent woman- you can find your car yourself...
IX who needs pillow?
X why would I cuddle? I'll leave you in a puddle...


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