"Our Genitals are not America"  

rm_secretfire45 55F
69 posts
7/25/2006 5:57 pm

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8/9/2006 8:20 pm

"Our Genitals are not America"

A few years ago, when my friend Maria, was pregnant , she went for a checkup. Her ob/gyn said to her, "Okay, let me check you 'down there'.
"Down there?" said Maria. "What do you mean by 'down there'? You mean, like, Perth?"
To this day, we fabulous females are still taught that our bodies are dirty, stinky, fussy, shameful---and that we should use deodorants "down there" that will make us smell like one of those little felt pine trees dangling from a rearview mirror of a taxi cab. As my grandmother would say, "fageddaboutit." Nature designed us to like a self-cleaning oven. Any extra chemicals we spray on ourselves will only mess up our own delicate chemistry and damage the ozone layer, which, as we know, has already developed a hole---just about the size of America, in fact....GG

BackroomProphet 55M
2 posts
7/26/2006 7:18 pm

A little soap and water does not hurt

rm_artteacher3 45M
2 posts
8/3/2006 5:49 pm

ten years as a nurse...i would say i agree. it is a shame that females are persuaded by commercialization of hygenic products. any good DR. would say that duecing can throw of the natural balance of the natural bacteria and can cause more hygiene problems down the road (increase in yeast infections for example). Not as hot as your other post, but...never the less a little important and maybe a little self theraputic???

tenorsaxxman 65M

8/8/2006 5:57 pm

So God was watching Adam and Eve in the garden and Eve got up from Adam's bed and proceeded to walk over to the ocean to wash off . . . . .

God: "Oh no, now I'll never get the smell off all those fish!"

maybe some seaspray?


rm_Paladin7377 57M
3 posts
8/8/2006 9:43 pm

This is one of the strangest posts I have ever read. Female genetalia and the ozone layer. Perhaps you should be running for office! 51% of the voting potential is in women's hands. You would do more for the environment than the EPA ever could. Stay natural.

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