Smile goddammit!  

rm_santosvella 46M
18 posts
8/28/2006 5:00 am

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8/28/2006 7:11 am

Smile goddammit!


Scene: The pub, flock wallpaper (peeling in places) Some tables with derelicts drinkin to forget, a bar with bar man

Enter a duck

Duck walks to bar

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No."

Pause

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "I Have just told you, no."

Pause

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "Look mate, I have just told you no, this is a pub, we don't do bread."

Pause

Duck: "Got any bread"

Barman: (slightly agitated) "For Fux sake mate this is a pub, we don't do bread, you ask again I'm gonna nail your bill to the fuckin' bar."

Duck: "Got any nails?"

Barman: "No."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

silverhawk762 51M/47F

8/28/2006 6:00 am


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