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WISE THOUGHTS ! Ain
WISE THOUGHTS ! Ain
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
5/22/2006 12:11 am
HAHA.....very funny............and very true|
5/22/2006 9:31 am
puly....are ya the dumb boss?? and am ya dumb employee..whatta tandem!!|
my salsa loves,
******HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. ******
il try to do that one next time.. ...thats a good idea to hush people from teasin
5/22/2006 10:15 am
5/27/2006 8:36 pm
Loved it. |
Thanks for the smile you brought me.
6/7/2006 7:11 am
The problem is..how to get people bugging me about getting married...those old ladies at the wedding...and funeral...never ask me..dunno why...can anyone tell me why this is happen to me..|
6/12/2006 4:57 pm
mylove M dont cry....coz they all aware of our love affair...they dont bother bugging ya coz they knew soon will be gettin married.. loves ya ship..GBY|