WISE THOUGHTS ! Ain  

rm_salsa923 102F
168 posts
5/21/2006 9:13 pm

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WISE THOUGHTS ! Ain


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

pulyus 40M
22 posts
5/22/2006 12:11 am

HAHA.....very funny............and very true


Perena 105F

5/22/2006 9:31 am

puly....are ya the dumb boss?? and am ya dumb employee..whatta tandem!!

my salsa loves,
******HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. ******

il try to do that one next time.. ...thats a good idea to hush people from teasin





rm_salsa923 102F
52 posts
5/22/2006 10:15 am

lol perena


alamo1235 58M
995 posts
5/27/2006 8:36 pm

Loved it.

Thanks for the smile you brought me.


MataKhan 105F

6/7/2006 7:11 am

The problem is..how to get people bugging me about getting married...those old ladies at the wedding...and funeral...never ask me..dunno why...can anyone tell me why this is happen to me..

***Salsa***

~~~M~~~


Perena 105F

6/12/2006 4:57 pm

mylove M dont cry....coz they all aware of our love affair...they dont bother bugging ya coz they knew soon will be gettin married.. loves ya ship..GBY




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