Women Lie Story  

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3/16/2005 6:02 am

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Women Lie Story

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her
thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked, "Why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had
fallen into the water and that she needed the thimble to help her husband
in making a living for the two of them. The Lord went down into the
water and reappeared with a golden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the
Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again went down and
came up with a wooden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came
up with a silver thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The
seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty
and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home
happy.
Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband
along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river. When she cried
out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh
Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the
water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That
is an untruth!" The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is
a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would
have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have
come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me
all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to
take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel
Gibson."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a
good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.


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