Why I Hate Cats  

rm_rsp54 58F
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4/7/2006 6:14 am
Why I Hate Cats

This post is by no way meant to be offensive to cat lovers. To each his own. Would be a boring world if everyone liked and loved, and had a passion for the same things.

The picture is my sister's evil demon cat. He is the meanest, foulest, nastiest, vile creature known to man. BUT!!!!He is not the reason I hate cats.

My hatred of cats can be summed up in two little words: CAT PISS!!!!!!!!

I simply cannot deal with the thought and smell of cat piss. I once had a roommate who brought home a cute little fluffball of a kitten. The cat would not use the litter, and the entire apartment reeked of cat piss. I still have nightmares about the place.

Today, I was bringing in yet more firewood when I made a terrible discovery. It seems that a random cat had found it's way under the tarp covering the wood and left it's mark. All of the wood from the one side of the pile reeks of cat piss. I would not take the chance of trying to burn it and having the vile odor pemeate my entire house. Oh Damn!!!!!!


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