stupidity should be painful  

rm_rlandma 41M/40F
392 posts
9/5/2006 7:35 am

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9/11/2006 9:44 am

stupidity should be painful


my life lately seems to be plagued by stupid people. now i'm not talking about dumb mistakes or accidents or misunderstandings; i make allowences for any offront i might make as well, but this week i've been hounded by pure retardation. some examples:

over the weekend there was a very bad storm in my part of the world, as such many houses along the shore were slightly flooded. now, i'm no rocket scientist, but if you want to live next to a body of water as large and imposing as the atlantic ocean, maybe, just maybe, you should have considered it a bad idea to: a. build a ranch style house in the first place or b. buy said ranch style house along the shore line.

i drive for a living and as such avoid many hazards of the road ... yet it never fails to amaze me how i can drive for 14 hours one day, and then, as i'm pulling into the parkinglot at "home" ....some dumb bitch in a s.u.v.; way too big for her, talking to her boyfrined/husband/plumber/whateverdafuck in the seat next to her, and having on a gps map thingy ... can back right into my driver side door;then get out, and before even asking if i'm ok .... she turns to the guy with her and says all panicked like, "this one wasnt my fault right ...you can be my witness right ..."

a friend of mine is going to be a dad. actually he is going to be two dads. i'll splain shall i. he was engaged. they broke up. he slept with her best friend. knocks up said best friend. agrees to now marry best friend. gets phone call from ex. shes prego. what to do? call me and ask my advice. i recommended moving to utah, marry'n both of um; and/or, just running away as fast as he can to join a monastary and never ever have'n sex again as its a bad idea.

you may have noticed the whole car backing into me thing. thus leading to mr. officer fucknutz. who apparently decided it would be a good idea to check my car for drugs with a dog ...after i allready told him i drive for a drug co.

my brother the drug addict asking my friends if they thought it was right that i wouldnt forgive him for all his evils even though he's been like ...clean...fer like awhile now ..... sure asshole, you've been a junky 10 years ... and its been a month ...

my friends for taking his call. again.

i could go on but think i've bitched and moan'd quiet enough thank you. damn these blog things can be dangerous ...next time i'll go back to happy poems about sexual encounters and muse'n on feelings and such.
if ya made it this far. i apologize. sincerly. i'm a schmuck and you'r mad cool. congrats.

rm_wetfingeraz 53F
3012 posts
9/5/2006 8:16 am

Why do they let Barbies drive SUVs? I don't understand that.

What ended up happening with the drug sniffing dog thing? Does it count if you have no "illegal" substances?


LoyalOximeShred 41F

9/5/2006 12:06 pm

I think they made huge SUV's specifically for midget wenches. The same wenches who can't wait to park to answer a cellphone, who don't believe in turn signals, and who feel that in order to vindicate themselves for their height complex they should speed up in traffic and back out violently so they can be acknowledged for once. About two years ago I had the a similar incident except the triflin' hoochie started running off at the mouth as she got out of her car. She rear ended me because she was too busy putting on makeup. Yes.. makeup. As she got to my door pouring out profanity like it was en vogue, I decided to step out of my sedan. I literally towered over her and my face said it all. Apparently she wasn't expecting me to be so tall and intimidating LOL. While I called the cops to report the accident, she tried to bail on me. I pounced on her just as she tried to get in the vehicle and uttered one sentence in a very disturbing tone. "I wouldn't do that if I were you". She stayed like a good lil' girl and took her ass chewing from the cops since she was at fault.

I did learn some interesting tips from the cop who responded to the scene. The worst thing a driver can do is change lanes in tight traffic. Apparently the one with the turning signal is completely at fault regardless of incident (just like a rear fender bender). It sucks.

Aside from that, how are YOUUU doing, my village friend ?

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
-John Ruskin


iamthecmfe 38F

9/5/2006 12:11 pm

I wish I had some insight.... or some clever witty lil snazzy commetn like I usually whip up, but this time Im just sitting here staring at a blank screen wishing for inspiration and not having any luck...

so I guess you got your wish...

I now have a headache from being stupid...fucking jerk...


rm_rlandma 41M/40F
476 posts
9/6/2006 9:31 am

so a quick recap then ...... one ... no ticket for me as she was a fuck wad and of course at fault ....two .... the dog found lots of pills loose of which my bosses co. will have to handle the fines .....three .... i'm good now ...or better anyway, sorta, kinda, ..... four ....yes please ....five ..... uh huh uh huh ........*winks*

maybe i should whine more often.


firestarter665 42M/39F

9/6/2006 10:10 am

Rant away babe!


LoyalOximeShred 41F

9/7/2006 3:30 pm

Firestarter's rack RULES... You go girl

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
-John Ruskin


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