Look what I found  

rm_ricop1379 37M
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4/11/2006 3:20 pm

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Look what I found

WASHINGTON D.C.-- Recent reports show new evidence that oil drilling companies in Iraq have been dead for well over 5 years. This is obviously a huge blow to critics of the Iraq war, claiming the Bush admin. is only there for the oil. According to Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice, when questioned, the oil has been gone from the country for years. Why then, some may ask, did we get into a war in the first place? Well, take a look at this shocking photo:


Experts have been investigating for over a year, and have found that president Bush is, in fact, Muslim. A recent phone call between him and Rice, recorded by the NSA, consists of the following:

Bush: No, woman. That was the plan all along!

Rice: Sheikh Bush, I apologize infinately for my lowlyness. Once you are the ruler of Iraq...

Bush: We will run away together. The preparations have all been made. Soon we will be able to shed this anti-Allah western identity.

Rice: Oh George, my love...

Bush: Silence, woman! How dare you address me in that insolant tone!

That was all that was recoverable. Republican authorities have not yet made a public announcement of the recent discoveries, but Vice President Dick Cheney commented, "It's really all in the way you look at it. Discriminating against someone because of their beliefs is something Bush needed to get away from. And you can't blame Condi. George really is great in the sack....uh..." When questioned, Cheney pulled out a shotgun and replyed, "Fuck you."

Well, there you have it. A day in the life in the National capitol. As always, we'll keep you updated.

MaggiesWishes 59F

4/11/2006 4:22 pm

good freaking geeze o'pete ... no wonder I'm less inclined to be political
Just don't tell that to Texan's ... they still have long-horns!

mycin62 54F

4/11/2006 10:21 pm

That pic is too funny.

papyrina 50F
21133 posts
4/12/2006 6:45 am

nice one

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