Sex is worth...  

rm_ricardj2 55M
6 posts
8/19/2006 6:45 am
Sex is worth...

Recently, a friend of mine confided some details about her grandfather. He has long since passed but he remains a pillar in her vision of her family.

He apparently maintained a mistress. The mistress was no secret to his wife. In fact, they mourned together at his funeral. Grandma was willing to retain her husband and marriage and subcontract her sexual committments. She was no longer intersted in sex. It seems that part of her responsibilities could be "farmed out."

Grandma was a visionary. She was an early adopter of outsourcing. I'll bet that if Grandma had been a CEO, she'd have been ruthless. Ruthless that is assuming the mistress' name wasn't Ruth. A side from prominently placed bad puns, my point is clear. Girls, if you're not intrested in sex anymore -- outsource the work. It will avoid all the embarrassment that follows secret dealings.

Yours faithfully,


SirMounts 102M

9/25/2006 3:30 pm

Sounds like mighty good advice, to Me! lol
...bad puns and everything.
^5s Ricard.

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