Qualifications For A Potential Mate!  

AngleCuriePaper 60M
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8/23/2006 4:06 am

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7/26/2007 6:47 pm

Qualifications For A Potential Mate!


You know,while I was at it I thought it only fair to let the ladies know what I expect in a potential mate. First of all she must have a good strong back,and be able to do things like lug water in 5 gallon buckets in case the power goes out,and split, stack and lug firewood so we can stay warm for the winter. She should know about the work end of a hoe so she can tend the garden so we can have food to eat. Oh and lets not forget about lugging my sorry ass back and forth to the bathroom when my back goes out.Did I mention that she should have a sweet disposition,well she should! Now you ladies keep coming back because I'll be adding things to the list as they come to me. Have a nice Day! Oh I just thought of another one! She should be able to act as a TV remote,so I can channel surf while I'm drinking my beer! Now that I think of it,she should be able to tend bar and sling hash,so we can have a little spending money in the wintertime! I am sooooooooooo.... inspired,I just don't know where all this brilliance comes from. Keep coming back ladies,the old reprobate's on the jazz!

AngleCuriePaper 60M

6/9/2007 3:33 pm

Just go figure! The perfect woman,and she's taken!!! (smiles right back at ya!)


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