YES SIR OFFICER...  

rm_reisaree 42F
817 posts
8/20/2005 3:47 am

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YES SIR OFFICER...

Geez.. I should probaly buy a lottery ticket because I have the luck of the Irish today.Two weeks ago I was let off with a warning by a cop for having Expired Tags and Registration. My insurance had lapsed too, but he didn't ask for proof of insurance. And that is just the back drop for what I'm about to tell ya.

I was headed uptown at around 1:30 this morning. I just pulled outta my addition and onto the highway. I have a bad habit of just punching the accelerator on take off. And the Jetta gets up and goes. So I'm always at 60 before I realize it. I am doing this yet once again and my fuzz buster starts beeping. So I immediately let off the gas (was only up to 56mph). I look and see the cop turning around in the hwy. So I set my cruise at 50. He follows me till I almost am out of his jurisdiction. Then hits the lights.

ShIT!!!! NO I have NOT taken care of the tags and registration that the officer told me to. And guess who pulls me over?? YEP.. the same Officer. I'm being all nice. He says ma'am... the reason we pulled you over(this isn't the one from 2 weeks ago, hes beside this one) is because you were going a little fast when we first saw you and then you... slowed down(is shining his flashlight in my car and sees the fuzz buster) Oh, that is why you slowed down huh?? I said.. OH GOD Is it illegal to have one?? They looked at each other and just laughed and said "no ma'am"...

Well I was waiting and then it happened.. He saw the windshield.. "Ma'am, did you know that you tags and registration are expired"... I say "oh god, you mean he didn't take care of that" at the same time the other cop says "hey didn't I already pull you over about the blinky lights".. I said yes sir and you warned me about the tags too... I didn't know he didn't take care of them.. (starts the whining at this point) Oh.. I am in sooo much trouble..(tears are on stand by)I don't know what to do with those tags..(look at the cops with little girl lost eyes) I didn't know that he didn't tend to them..(full on crying now.. head bent down hands covering my face and boohooing outloud)... well ma'am do you have a driver's license.. Looks up sniffling.. and whines "yes sssiiirrr.."reaches into purse.."ma'am do you have insurance?" OH GOD NOW WHAT?? (big big boo hoo..) I don't know where *sniff sniff* all of the paper work is.. I just refinanced this right after the other officer *boo hoo* gave me that warning." ... "ok ma'am... just stay put we'll be right back".. ok by now the fake crying has stopped and the OH SHIT THEY ARE GONNA IMPOUND MY CAR crying has started... so I'm all boohooing and sniffling and snottin' with my head in my hands when they come back.. hands me my license and says "ma'am .. now we don't ever do this.. and i'm not sure why we are doing it this time.. " (crying pretty hard now..) "Ma'am... could ya stop crying and listen to me?"... (stops on a dime) "yes sir?".. "OK, ma'am.. now this officer already gave ya a warning..and that is what I'm gonna do BUT.. i will be looking for your car and when I see you i'm gonna pull you over and see if you've tended to this.. ".. "YES SIR".. (sad eyes but no crying).. "and if you are driving it again.. I'm gonna give you every ticket that I can and then I will impound your car".. "yes sir.. but can I drive it back home right now..?" ... "yes ma'am." He starts to walk off and i stick my hand out the window.. he says..."??HUH?".. and I grab his hand.. and hold it saying thank you officer..

i had mentioned throughout this whole ordeal how much trouble I was going to be in for this.. and said that quite a few times... acting real scared of the ol'man that was back at home waiting on his cigarettes..

So, maybe they felt bad for me.. or maybe they thought that I really was too stupid to know if my tags had been renewed... or maybe because when they ran my license they saw that I've never once had a ticket in my entire life... nothing at all on my record .... (well of course not. i cry my way out of them) I'm not sure why they let me off with a warning the second time.. but I do know that I will NOT drive that car again until its all tagged up like it should be...

I really should have bought a lottery ticket tonite... dontcha think??


diddy34fun 58M/57F
4 posts
8/20/2005 5:41 am

This is so unfair, how women can put on this poor me act and get away with just about anything! If it had been me, the least that would have happened would I'd be driving away with a shitload of tickets, or probably be driven away in the back seat of the cops car, handcuffed and on my way to jail for some stupid reason! But hey if it works for you, then more power to you. It's still very "UNFAIR"...


keithcancook 60M
17852 posts
8/20/2005 6:10 am

That would never work for me. Hmm, maybe if I dyed my hair blonde?


dicktater2314 53

8/20/2005 2:40 pm

if i were the cop i would have had you do the drunk test (in the nude) LOL


rm_speed_deep_1 46M
15 posts
8/22/2005 12:13 am

you mean you were faking it....right next time, well you get the idea....btw...get the lotto ticket....ya need it..


rm_reisaree 42F
611 posts
8/22/2005 4:19 am

wow speed.. your the cop arent ya.. yeah... i recognize ya.. and noooooo i wasn't faking it... i swear... i really am a ditz who cries at the drop of a hat!!!


rm_reisaree 42F
611 posts
8/22/2005 4:21 am

hey diddy....wanna know whats unfair? that men don't have to worry about getting screwed over when they take their care into the garage ....


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/22/2005 11:08 am

See there...clean living pays off LMAO

[blog talldarkavg1]


Priapeo 46M

8/23/2005 2:57 am

You won't convince me that the stereotype of weeping ladies in front of an officer who eventually gives up with drafting a fine is true.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


rm_cowboy4135 48M

8/24/2005 9:03 pm

hmmm wonder I am a U.S. Marshall son. And this did occur in Athens Was it Hyway patrol I know afew of them out there..LOL Better question was were you also wearing anything revealing I have heard the things to use to get outta tickets LOL..


rm_kitamarou 57M
75 posts
8/26/2005 5:30 am

The color of your favorite undergarment?


rm_reisaree 42F
611 posts
9/4/2005 1:09 am

OH don't cry traveling.. I'm sorry.


kycouple20042 46M/41F
6 posts
9/26/2005 8:47 am

I think you need to meet up with the cops and show them your thanks!


walldodger1969 70M
16 posts
10/30/2005 6:06 am

WoW! It was 7:30am ,country road no one in front or back ,nothing but corn fields ,& I get hit with $175.00 speeding ticket.Please buy a lotto ticket.


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