A Tale from Victoria's Secret!!  

rm_redsunset16 51M
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2/26/2006 7:59 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A Tale from Victoria's Secret!!

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday.

lithiumrose 37F

2/27/2006 6:29 am

lol [redsunset16 handle] silly. nice joke though

rm_redsunset16 51M

3/2/2006 7:02 pm

I laughed so hard... Victoria Secret is one of my clients... one day I went to their offices and opened up a meeting room. There in front of me was a woman in her bra and blue jeans trying on some Victoria's Secret stuff... when she saw me, she just said "Oops we're using the room," and that was it... there was no screaming and shouting... I was amazed!! All part of the culture I guess.

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