Men Suck!!!  

rm_ready4u6927 39F
12 posts
9/16/2005 2:20 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Men Suck!!!

My husband sucks. He never does what I want. Is there ANYONE out there who can help me change my mind and prove that there is still some fun to be had out there?

KMA5 40M
771 posts
9/16/2005 3:48 am

On behalf of men everywhere, I just wanna say, "we know, we're sorry now pass me a beer, please."
That's kind of vague complaint to make, ready4u6927. What is he not doing: walking the dog, using coupons, wearing your panties, giving head first?
The only thing I can suggest is offer him a compromise package. If he has become more laid back in his duties of keeping your fun up, withold something from him that you would usually do, in exchange for a smalll task of your chosing to be completed first. That is considering that you're not asking him for something off the wall and completely out of character from what was presented when you met.
Keep in mind that we are not as intricate as you are. We think on the level track and only outside the box for paychecks and home improvement. Don't be subtle; coy, sexy and straight-forward are always your best choices

rm_wants2tryit 67M
2 posts
9/16/2005 6:02 am

Also, loose some weight. (I know I would do better if I did).

dmomd56 60F

9/16/2005 6:08 am


rm_Intent2842 71M

9/16/2005 7:32 am

If you watch Sex and the City, you’ve probably heard of the Jack Rabbit Vibrator. But what exactly is a rabbit vibrator? Why is it so special, and why do women go nuts for them?

What makes a Jack Rabbit Vibrator unique? Don’t all vibrators basically do the same thing, i.e., get you off? Most vibrators are made to be used on the clit, or inserted in the vagina, and some are designed specifically to stimulate the G-spot. But a "Jack Rabbit Vibrator" does everything, and I mean everything, at once. It is a type of multifunction vibrator, meaning that it stimulates multiple areas with independent A rabbit-style vibrator consists of a vibrating penis-shaped shaft that usually contains a bulging midsection full of rotating beads or pearls that aligns with the G-spot. The head of the shaft often rotates, wiggles, or swivels as well. And on top of all that, the little bunny rabbit ‒ or other critter ‒ sits atop your clit and tickles your hot button. If that wasn’t enough, some rabbit vibrators also feature an extension to probe or nudge against your asshole. All that grinding, buzzing, vibrating, and rotating might get a little overwhelming, so many rabbit vibrators have separate controls for each vibration function and have multiple speeds so you can manage the intensity of the experience. So the next time you go to your local Lover's Lane, ask them about the multifunctional "Jack Rabbit Vibrators

HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/16/2005 7:49 am

ready -

We're not all like that. There are real men who will take you as you are, and who can be fun, exciting, and only slightly aggravating.

Good luck!

Goldenhairgodess 63F
396 posts
9/16/2005 8:25 am

Before doing anything drastic-stop and look to see what part you may be playing in this senerio. Without realizing it, you could be a major contibutor. The fact is that there is little you can do to change him. You have to start with "What changes can I make to correct this situation?" Professional counseling could help also. BTW be carefull about taking friends advice-it could be bias.

redmustang91 57M  
8605 posts
9/16/2005 8:52 am

Try sucking him and then stop and say, ok your turn!

DallasPhallus56 60M

9/16/2005 9:15 am

Oh, I definitely suck. Clits and nipples, to be exact. Good luck, sweetie.

Better yet, read what Goldenhairedgoddess wrote, since an old rule is that one should never change anyone who isn't wearing diapers. Change yourself, and watch the world around you change.

dano6332 56M

9/16/2005 10:16 am

Ready, you are so right to women we suck. To men women are just damn confusing and it seems no matter what we say or do it is not right or enough. If your really pissed at your old man and not ready to walk away try something he will really hate. Couples counseling it does help and reread what golden wrote. Good luck

JaniSux 44F

9/16/2005 3:59 pm

In my humble opinion, you are sooo right ready4u6927, they do suck! At least the ones I've been with.. but that's not regarding sex, that's just that they suck, in general.. lol

But sometimes you have to have someone (like me & my crazy ass)to agree with you, for all the common sense advice to make sense to you. So although I highly agree with you (in my newly bitter heartbroken-heart) I fully agree with everyone else's positive, commen sense comments, especially goldenhairgodess, she's a smart cookie.

Good luck with your guy

DirtyTop 54M
3 posts
12/10/2005 4:19 pm

ontaqct me i'd love the chance to give you what you need.

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