The Naked Cowboy  

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7/29/2005 11:32 am

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The Naked Cowboy


When I was overseas in a country which will remain nameless.....that's only to protect the indicent, I had an adventure one night that I just have to write about. I had been living with a beautiful creature...dark black long hair, deep brown eyes, and a silky smooth body that would make most of us weak in the knees. I normally made it to her part of town before 6pm....like clockwork...until one night when I was required to work overtime on a construction project that had to be completed.....I got to her place around 10:30....she was nowhere to be found. I was so dirty and it was so humid out that I decided to take a quick shower and wash off all the dust from the day. After filling up two metal buckets from the pump in the middle of the compound, I proceeded to dump the first one over my head letting it splatter down all over me...God...it was ice cold!! I lathered up with some hard soap, and then dumped the remaining bucket of cold water on me rinsing the rest of the soap off....She was still not home.....I was dead tired...decided to dry off and just hit the sack.....I had just dozed off...when I heard someone yelling at me....maybe I was dreaming...then something hit me in the back of my head...hard!! I sprang out of bed..(sounds like a story about St. Nick)...and there in front of me...with a knife in her hand...stood my beautiful girlfriend.....she came at me with the blade of the knife just missing me as she lunged at me...she tried again....but this time I caught and held the knife between my arm and side.....and twisting rapidly, was able to knock the knife from her hand...I grabbed her by the hair and spun her into the wall, knocking her to the ground...She looked dazed...I grabbed my clothes, my boots, and my hat and headed out the door as fast as I could go...running down alleys and dodging ditches....knowing that safety was just 3 blocks away at the military post!!....I see the gate....the lights...god....can I make it....I looked behind me and there she was...she had came out of nowhere....less than 20 feet from me....I ran to the guards at the gate...they stopped her right before she got to me.....she turned away and left....she left me standing at the main gate of the Post...totally naked, except for my cowboy hat, boots in hand....with 2 military policemen laughing their heads off.

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