rm_pussnballs4u 61M/54F
116 posts
8/7/2006 4:29 am

Last Read:
8/15/2006 5:12 pm


Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first citizen_fivewent in to see the counselor vitruvius78 , who told him to take math, history, and logic.

"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!" said the redneck.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

The redneck was catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend
was still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.

"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.

"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.

"No," his friend replied.

"You're queer, ain't ya?"

SirMounts 102M

8/7/2006 10:19 am

Oh no. *laughing*
Well... lol know I can't think of a thing to say? Hasn't happened in years! lol

kyplowboy22 61M

8/7/2006 10:25 am

Sounds about right to me, lmao


goodatpoetry2 66M
12402 posts
8/7/2006 12:35 pm

LOL! That was GOOD!

2daycowboywanted 45F

8/7/2006 1:20 pm

True and true redneck - LOL!!

Until later

horny4770 60M
8158 posts
8/8/2006 4:21 am

That is too funny!

better get me a weed eater though... lol


TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
8/8/2006 1:10 pm

oh lord. I'm not sure whether I should laugh or be offended! It's too funny to be offended! LOL

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