A Different Way to Spend the Day...  

rm_pussnballs4u 61M/54F
116 posts
8/29/2006 5:03 pm

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10/26/2006 7:07 am

A Different Way to Spend the Day...

What if men & women swapped genitals!

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...And,
The NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke-up with a vagina....
1. Finally find that damned G-spot!

The top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently,
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
And, The NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis...
1. Repeat number 9!


goodatpoetry2 66M
12386 posts
8/29/2006 6:44 pm

LOL! Good one!
I've seen the ping pong ball thing! Amazing!

rm_pussnballs4u replies on 8/30/2006 9:22 pm:
LOL some amazing stuff to be said for the ping pong balls

horny4770 60M
8158 posts
8/30/2006 4:49 am

"4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first."


rm_pussnballs4u replies on 8/30/2006 9:23 pm:
you got it Bud

kyplowboy22 61M

8/30/2006 4:50 am

Old one but still good


rm_pussnballs4u replies on 8/30/2006 9:18 pm:
the old ones are the best! just ask Puss!

DoveOK 56F

8/30/2006 11:35 am

if I had a penis... I'd never get any work done.. cuz I'd be play'n with it.. well yeah.. I'd leave.. for a blowjob

Huggs.. Cris

rm_pussnballs4u replies on 8/30/2006 9:17 pm:
you betcha!!! rofl

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
8/30/2006 9:04 pm

Where's the one about running around screaming hysterically that you had suddenly become the opposing gender?

rm_pussnballs4u replies on 8/30/2006 9:14 pm:
damn! I forgot the most important one!

rappahannock_man 61M
1102 posts
9/12/2006 10:25 am

LOL! Hadn't seen these before....

SirMounts 102M

9/26/2006 3:41 am

LOL@"repeat number 9", especially!

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