stupid but fun  

rm_purrfectpink 41F
104 posts
10/9/2005 4:38 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

stupid but fun


100 ways to have fun ordering pizza:

1. Press random numbers while ordering, and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge card name and ask if they'll accept it.
3. Use CB lingo whenever you can.
4. Order a Big Mac Value meal.
5. Terminate the call with " And remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker that a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going to go with the lowest bidder.
7. After you give them your address and they ask what you want to order, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. In your sexiest voice ask if they have anything outlandishly sinful.
9. Answer all there questions with questions.
10. Find five words that you've never used before and use them while you order.
11. Ask if they can put the crust on top this time.
12. Sing the order to the tune of one of your favorite songs.
13. While your telling them what you want on your pizza spell out each topping after you say it.
14. Put extra edge in your voice when you say you want crazy bread.
15. Stutter on the letter P.
16. Ask for the deals at rival pizza places.
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. If they put you on hold as soon as they come back, put them on hold.
19. Behave as if they called you.
20. Rattle off your order with a determined air and if they ask if you would like anything else, panic and act disoriented.
21. Tell the order taker that your having a bad day and see if they'll cheer you up.
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines before calling and then order them all as toppings.
23. Change your accent every few seconds.
24. Ask for one large pizza to be cut into 52 slices.
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere and then say something like "Oh I remember, we went to fat camp together,right?"
26. Start your order with "I'd like...." and then slap yourself and start screaming "no I can't have that".
27. If they don't repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the next window".
28. Ask how much to rent a pizza.
29. Place an order while using a loud power tool.
30. Ask if you can get the pizza in a box and when they say yes sigh with relief.
31. Pronounce all the toppings incorrectly.
32. Tell them you like your pizza shaken not stirred.
33. As soon as they answer the phone begin apologizing and asking them to forgive and take you back.
34. Move the mouthpiece further and further from your mouth as you speak and when the call ends bring the phone back and scream good-bye at the top of your lungs.
35. Tell them you want everything on the side because they always put it together wrong.
36. Imitate the order takers voice.
37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
38. When they say "What can I get for you" say "Huh?, Oh, you mean right now?"
39. Have a porno playing in the background.
40. Tell order taker to let the delivery driver know that the spare key to the house is under the rug and you'll be home in a minute.
41. Amuse the order taker with useless facts and information
42. Ask to see a menu.
43. Say the entire order by using quotes from movies.
44. Say "Hey if I can't pay for this today I will catch you on Friday, thanks man."
45. Ask them if they know how much this pizza means to you.
46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
47. Belch loudly into the mouthpiece and then say "Well, I've never" and hang up.
48. Ask if the order taker well chip in on a pizza with you.
49. Shout" I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best ,Gaston".
50. Start snoring in the middle of your order.
51. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
52. Ask what their phone number is, hang up and call them right back.
53. Order sausage and pepperoni,then say "No They'll start fighting".
54. Read off the ingredients of a Twinkie and ask if they can be included in the pizza.
55. Tell the order taker to put the manager on and then tell them that you know about the pepperoni scandal and if they don't send you ten free pizza in the next hour you're going public with the information.
56. Make like you think a friend is pulling a prank and keep asking the order taker who she really is.
57. Report a sausage theft to the order taker.
58. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph in tinsel town."
59. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
60. If she suggests anything extra for you to purchase, adamantly declare, I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
61. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
62. Try to talk while drinking something.
63. Start the conversation off with "My call to the pizza place,Take one,Action!"
64. Ask if all the ingredients are organically grown.
65. Ask about pizza warranty's and maintenance and repair.
66. Be vague in your order.
67. When they repeat your order say "Okay, now do it again with a little more oomph this time."
68. Before they give you a total say "I wonder what this button does and hang up.
69. Yell BAAANG into the phone and then ask them if they feel it.
70. Correct their grammar.
71. When they ask if you want anything else say" I'm really sorry if I led you on but this is as far as this relationship is going to go."
72. Ask if it's possible to bake a file in the pizza and deliver it to your son in prison.
73. Tell the order taker that you are a psychic and you see giving you a free pizza.
74. When listing the ingredients you want on your pizza, add another pizza.
75. Tell the order taker that you did a tarot card reading before calling and if she doesn't give you a free pizza a terrible catastrophe well befall her.
76. Do your order as a blues song with a harmonica.
77. Tell them you just made a pizza at home and think it would be a good idea to trade.
78. Complain about the service and right before you hang up say "Gottcha"
79. Pretend to be a celebrity.
80. Do your order in pig latin.
81. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat" and when they ask you to repeat that say "I said, sauce smothered with meat."
82. Make the first topping you order mushrooms and after they give you the total say" Oh, please don't put any mushrooms on, I'm allergic" and hang up before they can respond.
83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it's repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
84. When you're given the total say, "Oooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math.
85. Haggle with the price.
86. Ask if they have any one inch pizza's.
87. Ask if your pizza comes with term life insurance.
88. When they ask if that well be all, just snicker and say "We'll see, won't we."
89. Baby talk to them.
90. Ask if the pizza is dolphin safe.
91. Tell the order taker that your a phone sex line manager and you think that their voice is very sexy and offer them a job.
92. Dance all around the word "pizza", avoid saying it at all costs. If they sat it act like it hurt you and ask them to not say it again.
93. Act out a famous movie scene before placing your order.
94. Ask the order taker if everyone there has had their shots.
95. Order your pizza steamed.
96. Get your order takers name and right after the pizza is delivered call them back and cancel the order.
97. Offer to pay for the pizza in some way other than money.
98. Talk like a robot.
99. Ask if you can get fries with that.
100. If any of the above are rejected by the order taker, Tell them that the last guy let you do it.

rm_bigt753 32M
5 posts
11/20/2005 2:52 am

hey i think thats funny as hell


rm_purrfectpink 41F
67 posts
1/1/2006 7:44 am

Glad you enjoyed it bigt753


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