okay, okay......2 preachers and a nun go walking into this bar  

rm_purrfectpink 41F
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10/9/2005 10:46 am

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okay, okay......2 preachers and a nun go walking into this bar


A drunk stumbles across a baptismal service on Sunday down by a river. He proceeded to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher. Noticing the drunk, the preacher turns to him and says "Are you ready to find Jesus my son?" The drunks looks back at the preacher, stumbles a little, and tells him "Ummmmmmmmm, ya, Preacher man ...sure I am".The preacher dunks the fellow under water and then pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus my friend?" he asked. "Nooo, I haven't!" said the drunk. The preacher proceeds to dunk the man under the water a second time and for quite a bit longer. When he brings him up he asks "Now, my brother have you found Jesus? "Noooo, I have not Reverend." The preacher, in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds (most likely longer) and this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God man, have you found Jesus yet?" The drunk begins to cry and is speechless for a moment. When he finds his voice, he wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, " Man are you sure this is where he fell in?"

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