rm_purrfectpink 41F
104 posts
5/28/2006 1:11 am

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5/29/2006 3:38 pm


WOW! It's been a long freakin' time since I've posted anything, last one was March 7th. It doesn't seem like it's been that long. I've got a lot of reading to catch up on here in blogsville, too. But before I jump into that, I'll give ya a little funny for the day. Here goes.......

Coming into the bar and ordering a double, Bob leaned over and confided to the bartender,
"I'm soooo pissed off!"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," as Bob went on.
"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head!"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Bob rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"

HA,HA,HA,HE,HE,HEOOOooo, poor Bob

rm_zahuma2 50M
459 posts
5/28/2006 1:37 am

Welcome back ....
I joined after the 7th of March and am just to reach the mark of 200 on my blogs.
Please go thru if you get some time.

Best Wishes

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