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I happen to have a fondness for witty put-downs,just cause it's soooooo nice to have the purrfect comment for a dumb-ass statement. Not to mention the look on the persons face when their not sure if your being a smart-ass.........Ahhhhhhhhhh, priceless. And since I come from a long line of some of the worlds best(self-proclaimed) smart-ass's, I'm usually ready with some wit of my own (gotta keep up the family heritage). But there is, however, an occasional moment when I'm at a loss for words, and that is the reason for this blog. I have decided to donate a few of my favorite little burns so the next time you need a purrfect put-down you've got one handy. I know, you're asking yourself," How can she be so generous?" Really it's not generously, it's just my way of giving back, so I hope you enjoy...........
"Hey, after meeting you,I've decided I am in favor of abortion."
"I've had many cases of love that were just lust, but the hate I feel for you is the real thing."
"All that you are, you owe to your parents, so why don't you send them a penny to square away the account?"
"Judging by the old saying,'What you don't know can't hurt you,'you must be invulnerable."
"No, no, please go on, I always yawn when I'm interested."
"Whoever told you to be yourself, could not have given you worse advice."
"Hey don't forget to make a mental note on...oh, I'm sorry, I see your all out of paper."
"Honey, moonlight really becomes you, but I bet darkness is even better."
"Brains aren't everything. Really, I mean it, in your case they're nothing."
"Of all the people I've met, you are certainly one of them."
"Ohhhhhhh, careful now, don't let your brains go to your head."
"Hey, did your parents ever ask you to run away from home when you were a kid?"
"A lot of people say you are a purrfect idiot. I say that you're not purrfect but you're definitly doing all right."
"Do you want me to accept you for who you are, or do you want me to like you?"
"Could you do me a favor and not let your mind wander, it's way too little to be left alone."
"Do you ever get that terribly empty feeling........................in your skull."
"Wow, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long, lonely journey."
"It's an excellent time of year to become a missing person."
"You know, I'm pretty sure they said drink for the fountain of knowledge, not gargle."
"I think you may have reached rock bottom. Do you need a shovel?"
"Speaking of brainstorming, I think the best you can do is a drizzle."
"The cream rises to the top, but than again so does scum."
"Wow, I'm impressed, the inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family."
"I'm sorry, were you lost in thought....unfamiliar territory?"
"The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you."
"You know what really scares me? The thought that someone out there might hate me as much as I loathe you."
Feel free to add more of your own as they can only help others. And believe me there's more than enough people out there that need the help.
10/14/2005 6:44 pm
Hi Purrfectpink,Like your list.|
to add to it how about "I defended You yesterday- someone said that if you had half a brain you'd be dangerous,I told them that you were EXTREEMLY DANGEROUS."
"I Refuse to have a battle of witts with a totally unarmed person."
If you work at a Museum- "You wouldn't know what a restoration was if it came up & bit you on the ass."
please feel free to stop by 7 leave a comment anytime, Jim
11/5/2005 11:21 am
..."I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass"...|
does that fit here? or too old? or too obvious?