The difference between" boobies" and "willies"  

rm_purrfectpink 41F
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10/11/2005 10:13 pm

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The difference between" boobies" and "willies"


The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties and forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a little bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes son, just like onions, when you see them they make you want to cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom how many types of willies are there?" The mother smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases in his life. In his twenties, his pecker is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??" Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

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