The call of love or maybe not  

rm_purrfectpink 41F
104 posts
11/5/2005 10:01 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The call of love or maybe not

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, last year they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got an authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of the female moose. The plan was to hide inside the moose costume, lure the male, and then pop out of the costume and shoot him. So they got to the edge of a clearing ,put on the costume, and began to give the moose mating call. Before to long, their call was answered and when the bull was close enough, the guy in the front of the costume said, "He's close, lets get out and take the shot!" After what seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts out, "The God damn zipper is stuck, what are we going to do now?" The guy in the front of the costume was quite for a moment, and then says, "Well I guess I'll start nibbling on grass, but you should probably brace yourself."

sleeplessknight1 68M

11/5/2005 10:59 am

thank you.... great joke...

rm_purrfectpink 41F
67 posts
1/1/2006 7:33 am

You're welcome sleeplessknight1, I do try.

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