Sandals?............... for Christmas?  

rm_purrfectpink 41F
104 posts
12/28/2005 3:16 pm

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Sandals?............... for Christmas?


A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when a Pakistani accent said "Hey you! Come here! Come into my humble shop." So the couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them," I have some special sandals I tink you would be very very interested in. Dey make you wild at sex, like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after hearing the man's claims, but her husband felt he really didn't need them. The husband asked the man," How could a pair of sandals possibly increase my sex drive?" The Pakistani replied, "Just try them on, Sahib." Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years - raw sexual power. In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Pakistan i's thighs. Than the Pakistani man began screaming...............
"YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"

rm_LotsToLove75 41M
2 posts
12/28/2005 5:07 pm

I love this joke. May I pass this one on to a few friends. I will of cource give you credit.


rm_purrfectpink 41F
67 posts
12/31/2005 7:52 pm

Glad you liked it LotsToLove. Hope your friends do too


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