My mama says stupid is as stupid does  

rm_purrfectpink 41F
104 posts
10/5/2005 9:42 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

My mama says stupid is as stupid does

A couple of my friends e-mail me all kinds of funny stuff everyday(they don't leave their homes too often,lol) so that leaves me with a misc. piles of funny to share. As I read though my mail today I found these tid-bits of mail to different councils and associations. They really make you want to re-read and proof read a little better .But anyway I thought they were funny, hope you do too.

---I want some repairs done to my slow cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
---I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly as he went outside. He put his foot in a hole in your back passage.......
---...and their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
---I would like permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
---The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
---Would you please send a man to repair my spout. I am an older gentleman and I need it badly.
---The man next door has a large wooden erection in the back garden which is unsightly and I feel dangerous. It should be removed immediately...
---I would like something to be done about all the noise made by the man up on top of me ......
---Please send a man with the right tools to finish the job, my wife is NOT satisfied.
---...I have had that clerk on the floor six times and I am still not satisfied...
---I have some kind of mold/fungus growing on my bush.....
---Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now it's in three pieces.
---Would you please send someone to fix the garden path. My wife tripped and fell yesterday and as you know she is now pregnant...

rm_purrfectpink 41F
67 posts
1/1/2006 8:08 am

Glad to have made ya giggle mzhunyhole

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