Holy sh*t......did I say that out loud?  

rm_purrfectpink 41F
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10/7/2005 5:22 pm

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Holy sh*t......did I say that out loud?

Here's another funny one of my friends donated.

Funeral Etiquette: The do's and don't for the funerals you attend.

DO NOT attend funerals of people you don't know for the "honeys"or the "eats".
DO NOT try to outdo the deceased family's grief.
DO NOT use the occasion to "scmooze".
DO NOT ask for "just a peek-a-doodle" if it is a closed casket.
DO NOT rate the funeral with a 1-10 rating scale.
DO NOT race the hearse to the cemetery.
DO offer your help, but DON'T charge for it.
DO NOT make statements like "something smells fishy" or "I hope they did an autopsy."
DO NOT remark that the deceased looks " way better that they ever saw."
DO NOT sit in the front row of the church and wave to everyone you know coming in.
Do realize that the grieving family probably knows the deceased a little more than you do.
DO NOT approach the widow/widower and ask for the $50 the deceased owed you.
DO NOT climb on the headstone to get a better look.
DO NOT do impressions of the deceased.
DO NOT ask if the funeral is BYOB.
DO NOT ask the widow/widower on a date while giving them your condolences.
DO NOT remove anything from the coffin as a memento.
DO NOT use a fake name like "I.P. Freely" in the guestbook.
DO NOT offer to make a beer run "to get this party started".

lifeisablast333 53M

10/7/2005 8:12 pm

dam, all those don't would lust ruin a good redneck planting.....
the REDNECK..................ya'll come see me!!!

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