God I love bumper stickers  

rm_purrfectpink 41F
104 posts
9/4/2005 12:05 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

God I love bumper stickers

Ahhhhhh, bumper stickers. Little, sticky pieces of paper with wonderful, tiny, tit bits of wisdom that bring down the value of your vehicle, I do so love them. And I just happen to have some available for your viewing pleasure. But just so you know some could be misconstrued as a little offensive and if you feel they are............YOU'RE WRONG, they are innocent, little stickers meant to bring us joy and laughter - well, not really but they are funny. Now without further ado, I give you my collection of bumper sticker sayings.

*Wow, those fake tits really bring out the color in your eyes.
*Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege.
*Come to the dark side.......we have cookies.
*Your honor student is merely a pawn in my diabolical world domination plot.
*Dear Lord, please protect me from your followers.
*If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
*They call it PMS because mad cow disease was already taken.
*You know, I tried to see your point of view but I can't make my head fit up my arss.
*All men are animals, some just make better pets.
*Should crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
*The trouble with life is there's no background music.
*If quiz's are quizzical, what are tests.
*If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
*Kinky, is using a feather, perverted, is using the whole chicken.
*No thanks, I already gave at the orifice.
*Please tell your pants that it's not polite to point.
*I snatch kisses & vice versa
*If you drink, please don't park, accidents cause people.
*Jesus loves you - everyone else thinks your an arsshole.
*No matter where you go, you're there.
*Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Now hopefully you too can appreciate the love I have for bumper stickers and if not, oh well, hope they at least made you titter a little.

AlbertPrince 58M

9/4/2005 6:08 am

If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.

rm_ilketowatch 53M

9/5/2005 10:10 pm

Hi there. Just stumbled across your blog. Love your sense of humour, keep up the good work!

justforfun2731 40F

9/10/2005 8:30 am

Can I add my favorite??

*Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by again?

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