Excuse me sir , your balls are showing  

rm_purrfectpink 41F
104 posts
10/6/2005 11:28 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Excuse me sir , your balls are showing

Have you ever noticed that there always seems to be that one person at work or in your neighborhood that is miserable 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Have you also noticed that that certain person likes to invite you to their all- to-frequent pity parties? Well I sure have and being the helpful person that I am, I have compiled a list of the "proper" things for you to say to these discontented souls to help them in their quest to stay miserable. Want to see it? Well here ya go...

"Oh honey, when God shuts the door, he opens a window...and then pisses out it onto your life."

"You deserve true love...even if it costs you $3.99 a minute."

"If you are always honest with yourself, loneliness and despair are easily within reach."

"A new day can begin to suck at any time...like right now for instance."

"Jealousy is wanting what others have and stupidity is thinking you might get it someday."

"You know, I think life is best measured ONE failure at a time."

"You should try writing down all of your fears on paper, that way you can see that you are afraid of everything and you also have really bad penmanship."

"Me and So-in-so were talking and we have concluded that, for you, an opportunity is just another way of discovering a new way fail."

"I think that God isn't saving the best for last, he's just saving it for someone else."

"After talking with you I have realized that inside every problem lies the seeds to even more problems."

"Being willing to ask for help is the first step in understanding that no one wants to help a loser."

----I sincerely hope that this list well help you, to help out the dismal folk in your area to continue their battle in rejecting all the possible happiness that comes into their life.

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
10/7/2005 12:58 am

LMBAO!!i got two more for you
When one door closes ,another one shut in your face.....

behind every dark cloud there is a thunder.....

DallasPhallus56 60M

10/7/2005 5:44 am

Strangers are enemies who haven't found out about you yet.

If at first you don't succeed, stop before you kill yourself.

Appropriately, the anti-spam number for this post was 666.

rm_purrfectpink 41F
67 posts
1/1/2006 8:05 am

Thanx for "helping out" you guys

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