Confucius say - ohhh, lots chinese proverbs much funny 2  

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11/20/2005 12:13 am

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Confucius say - ohhh, lots chinese proverbs much funny 2


God, I freaking love Confucius!

- Man who has hands in pockets feel cocky all day.
- It take many nails to make crib, but one screw to fill.
- Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
- Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
- You learn masturbate....come in handy.
- Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
- Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
- Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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