Confucious say....... chinese proverbs, much funny  

rm_purrfectpink 41F
104 posts
10/9/2005 2:09 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Confucious say....... chinese proverbs, much funny


Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Baseball all wrong: man with four balls no walk.

Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

It is good for girl meet boy in park, but better boy park meat in girl.

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

m8ke 69M
1 post
10/16/2005 5:07 am

For (blog purfect pink) Hi, I love the proverbs and here are a couple more you. Cunfusious or Confusious say: Woman who fly upside down: have crack up! Man who have hands in pocket: feel cocky all day! a good man is hard to find: but a hard man is good to find! Thanks for the proverbs and I'd like to meet you. You sound like you have alot of fun. I do to. Take care, m8ke


rm_purrfectpink 41F
67 posts
1/1/2006 7:47 am

Thanx m8ke.


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