'Viagra Extra Strength'  

rm_purrfectpink 41F
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2/12/2006 7:19 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

'Viagra Extra Strength'


This guy named Mike walks into the pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,"Look, I've got three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, so what have you got to keep me horny and potent all night?" The pharmacist reaches down, unlocks a bottom drawer and brings up a box labeled 'Viagra Extra Strength' that contained singly wrapped packets. He says,
"Take one of these and you'll go crazy for 12 hours." Mikes replies, "Hell, gimme three." The next day Mike returns to the same pharmacist, who
smiles and asks,"Well, how'd it go last night?" In answer, Mike pulls down his pants, to display his penis that's black and blue and blistered, and one of the sorriest sights the pharmacist has ever seen. Mike says,"Gimme a tube of Ben Gay." The pharmacist replies in horror. "You're not going to put Ben Gay on that, are you?" Mike replies,"Hell no, it's for my arm. The girls didn't show up."

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