the mathematical improbability of you  

rm_praxeology 75M
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11/30/2005 7:34 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

the mathematical improbability of you

we play the lottery actually with greater hope and expectation than we let on ---even to ourselves--- but when your father let your mother--"have it"-- what was he thinking??--mathematically of course ----being a healthy male he rammed any where from 500,000 to 2,000,000 haploids into your mothers lubricated spermtoilet hoping of course that you would never happen!!!!and you being the rotten little shit you have always been HAPPENED hence the derivation of the most popular t-shirt selling slogan "SHIT HAPPENS" commemorating your birth and that other asshole born on december 25-----but how could he lose so BIGTIME ---well simply plugging in the raw data available to anyone who "knew" your mother 20,000-30,000 eggs your mother was peddling dirt cheap or free even times the say average load your father pumped into ANYONE who would bend over--1.5mil times pi lots of pi my favorite being cherry divided by your mothers butt crack and the UNIVERSAL CONSTANT into the totally irrelevant e=Mc squared ... e=emission from your father when he haddent had it for a month....M=mass of your fucking ugly mothers ass after 3 years of trying to conceive burying her frustration in a half gallon of ben and jerrys per day (550 gallons or 10 fullsized oil drums) times the speed of light coming out of your mothers really shitty black hole(got this number from stephen hawking BEFORE THE ACCIDENT when he fell in to your mothers open manhole without a life jacket and miscalculating his bungee jump pull back---there was no pullback he had his head stuck in your mothers cervix and had to wait to be pulled out by the sucking action of your fathers plumber lips after he came home from sucking off the green bay packers second string----= roughly 600,000,000,000 !!!!!!you won the lottery of life kiddo a miracle of biology a singularity in the scheme of the cosmos think of the 600,000,000 000,000,000,000,000 of your brothers and sisters that didnt make it to realize the incredible miracle you are!!!! and you sit there complaining about this pain and that pain and your lack of a few miserable dollars or jealousy because somebody--nobody knows who--knocked up your girlfriend---you ungrateful insignificant rotten little piece of crap!!!!!

DirtyLilSecret61 55F

11/30/2005 7:57 am

Now I know why I never really got "into" the Theory of Relativity.



11/30/2005 8:39 am

Lucky for all of us that despite any mathematical odds or figures having to do with probabilities universe is way more deliberate than it is random.

If it was random it would truly suck!


gardinaire 54M

11/30/2005 8:49 am

Pretty awesome!! However, did I sense a little anger in you? Just say "fuck-it" and find something or someone to brighten your day.

As for that other little asshole, how many people will die in his name today? He & any other "gods" are the worst thing & biggest brainwashing to ever happen to mankind. With that said, I better get ready for the shit to start flying in my direction.

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