Songs About Sex.... tell me some you know...  

TakesTeatsStood 50M
1358 posts
5/6/2005 2:30 pm

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Songs About Sex.... tell me some you know...

I was thinking today about songs and sex.... two songs I would like to mention - one makes me sound like an idiot (that's ok, I am used to it) and the other I never really bothered to figure out until just now. I'd be interested to hear everyone's' thoughts on sex-related songs, perhaps ones that are about sex but disguised as something 'harmless.'

1st up is the idiotic one. When Prince's Purple Rain came out I saw him sing the song "Nikki" (perhaps Darling Nikki - not sure). In it the lyrics go, "in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine" - for some crazy reason I still can't fathom, I always pictured this Nikki with a magazine rolled up and using it as a dildo - how odd. And yes - I was old enough that I was using magazines myself. Perhaps I could not wrap my mind around women getting enjoyment out of the same reading I did (boy was I wrong huh?).

Song #2 - This one is from the 70's - Rod Stewart had a #1 hit single with the song "Tonight's the Night" here are part of the lyrics....

Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

C'mon angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside


That last line caused ALL kinds of trouble, as a matter of fact I think they edited it so it was hard to understand (now that I looked it up - I can understand why - lol).

So what songs out there do you recall that have veiled sexual innuendo?


expatbrit49 62M

5/6/2005 2:48 pm

Norwegian Wood ‒ The Beatles
Honky-Tonk Woman - The Rolling Stones
House of the Rising Sun ‒ The Animals

I am haveing a slow day so I will be back with more

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


PailsDiverHonks 55F

5/6/2005 2:57 pm

Gloria - Jim Morrison and just about every other song he wrote
Ravels Bolero- Thanks to the movie "10"


bella_ 47F
4030 posts
5/6/2005 3:04 pm

Love Gun...Kiss


expatbrit49 62M

5/6/2005 3:10 pm

Back again
Lay Lady Lay ‒ Bob Dylan
Lay lady lay, lay across my big brass bed,
Stay lady stay, stay with your man a while..
Until the break of day, let me see you make him smile

Layla - Eric Clapton
Layla, you've got me on my knees.
Layla, I' begging darling please.

Lola ‒ The Kinks (for those that can’t decide)
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola

Come Dancing ‒ The Kinks
Another Saturday, another date.
She would be ready but she's always make them wait.
In the hallway, in anticipation,
He didn't know the night would end up in frustration.
He'd end up blowing all his wages for the week
All for a cuddle and a peck on the cheek

Yer So Bad ‒ Tom Petty
My sister got lucky, married a yuppie
Took him for all he was worth
Now she's a swinger dating a singer
I can' decide which is worse

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


expatbrit49 62M

5/6/2005 3:29 pm

Paradise By The Dashboard Light ‒ Meat Loaf
I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Thought it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light

Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
'Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed
Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed

High School Confidential - Carol Pope
She's a cool blonde scheming bitch
She makes my body twitch
Walking down the corridor
You can hear her stilettos click
I want her so much i feel sick
The girl can't help it, she really can't help it now

What's the principal doin' with her who's that girl
Is she screwing with her
What's her perfume: tigress by fabergé
She makes me cream my jeans
When she's coming my way

Ok enuf

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
5/6/2005 3:36 pm

Ying Yang Twins:"Wait" the hook: "wait til you see my dick.....beat da pussy up..."

Blackstreet:"Good Loving":"pick up the phone give her a call. A few minutes later she knocking on my door...."

Blackstreet: "Deep":"Let me go deep, deep..... I wanna break you down all night..... Let me make your body feel just right....."

There are many others, I could say, but don't want to take up too much space


rm_indul_gent1 55M
89 posts
5/6/2005 3:41 pm

(She wants a) Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top


missy97330 47F

5/6/2005 6:02 pm

"I'm on Fire" Bruce Springsteen. My dad would get worked up about that one, I thought it was funny.

"Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire...

Tell me now baby is he good to you
Can he do to you the things that I do
I can take you higher...

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
and a freight train running through the
middle of my head
Only you can cool my desire

I'm on fire"


jrmart 50M

5/6/2005 7:53 pm

mmm When a man loves a woman (michel bolton)
i´m the woman in love (barbra streissand)....uff many songs

When a man loves a woman
Can't keep his mind on nothin' else
He'd trade the world
For a good thing he's found
If she is bad, he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he puts her down
When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
Trying to hold on to what he needs
He'd give up all his comforts
And sleep out in the rain
If she said that's the way
It ought to be
When a man loves a woman
I give you everything I got (yeah)
Trying to hold on
To your precious love
Baby please don't treat me bad
When a man loves a woman
Deep down in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she is playing him for a fool
He's the last one to know
Loving eyes can never see
Yes when a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels
'Cause baby, baby, baby
I am a man
When a man loves a woman


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
5/6/2005 8:32 pm

Aha! This is just the opening I have been looking for. Thanx postingnick!

I couldn't say where she's comin' from,
But i just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill says you can't make me cum
No way!
(y'jes can't do it)

She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum

I don't mind that she called me a bum,
But i knew right away she was really gonna cum
(so i got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But i still didn't hear no dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Where's this dinah-moe
Comin' from
I just spent three hours
An' i ain't got a crumb
From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe
From the dinah-moe humm

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
And i can't get into it
Unless i get out of it
An' i gotta be out of it
To get myself into it
'cause i can't get into it
Unless i get out of it
An' i gotta be out of it
Before i get into it

(she looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...)
And here's what she said:
Just get me wasted
An' you're half-way there
'cause if my mind's tore up,
Well, then my body don't care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An' said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor
She said dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little (ow!) if i wasn't done yet

I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldn't give her a try

So i pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An' asked her if she had any cooties in there

(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin'
Buns up!
I was wheelin' an' dealin'
Wheelin' an' dealin' an ooooh!
She surrender to the feelin'
She sweetly surrendered
An' she started in to squealin'

Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just twitchin' an' her face gone red
Some drool rollin' down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered 'n quaked
An' clutched at herself
Her sister made a joke


CLICK ABOVE TO VISIT OUR SPONSORS

About her mental health
Until dinah-moe finally
Did give in
But i told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...

I said:

Kiss my aura...dora...
That's right!
You know why?
Because obviously it was real angora
And then i said:

Would you all like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, fauna?
Do you wanna?

By Frank Zappa


TakesTeatsStood 50M
505 posts
5/6/2005 8:34 pm

Heh - great ones everyone - I too thought of Pearl Necklace - and lets not forget Tube Steak Boogie.... Oh - and Stroke Me.....

And the part of the Meatloaf song that is so good (and suggestive) is the Baseball play by play with the moaning and gasping going on in the background.

I guess the last song for now would be the Lou Reed song "Take a Walk on the Wild Side" - not going to look up the exact lyrics but the jist is about a woman never losing her head 'even when she was giving head' - my jaw hit the floor the first time I heard that on the radio.


Snufflesthekitty 41F

5/6/2005 9:26 pm

A newer one by the White Stripes called 'Dead Leaves on the Dirty Ground' has this line
"Soft hair and a velvet toungue
I wanna give you what you give to me..."

:uuuurrrrrr::


rm_MarkNGeorgia 64M
91 posts
5/6/2005 10:29 pm

I remember one from the late 60's that was banned on many radio stations - some chick moaning and groaning in French. I can't even remember the name, but it sure was suggestive. Anyone remember the name?


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

5/7/2005 4:27 am

hmmm STOKIN IT, Push It, or that song Jimmy Buffet If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body ,, ohhh and lets not forget Salt N Peepa
I Don`t Want No Short Dick Man,,,, k need to slide outta here now lol


rm_MarkNGeorgia 64M
91 posts
5/7/2005 10:19 am

The name of the song came to me in a dream last night, lol. It was "J'taime Moi Non Plus", and the lyrics are below.

Anyone French speakers want to translate? Babelfish translates this as:

I love you I love you Oh yes I love you Me either Oh my love... Like the irresolute wave I love you I love you Oh yes I love you Me either Oh my love... You are the wave, me the naked island You go You go and you come Between my kidneys You go and you come Between my kidneys And I join you I love you I love you Oh yes I love you Me either Oh my love... Like the irresolute wave I go I go and I come Between your kidneys I go and I come Between your kidneys And I retain myself Me either Me either Retain me You go You go and you come Between my kidneys I go and I come I retain myself - Not! now Come...

which may be a literal translation, but I don't believe is an accurate translation.

(Serge Gainsbourg cover/ Trash Palace Ft Brian Molko & Asia Argento)

Brian Molko :
Je t'aime
Je t'aime
Oh oui je t'aime

Asia Argento :
Moi non plus

Brian Molko :
Oh mon amour...

Asia Argento :
Comme la vague irrésolue

Brian Molko :
Je t'aime
Je t'aime
Oh oui je t'aime

Asia Argento :
Moi non plus

Brian Molko :
Oh mon amour...
Tu es la vague, moi l'île nue

Brian Molko :
Tu vas
Tu vas et tu viens
Entre mes reins
Tu vas et tu viens
Entre mes reins
Et je te rejoins

Brian Molko :
Je t'aime
Je t'aime
Oh oui je t'aime

Asia Argento :
Moi non plus

Brian Molko :
Oh mon amour...

Asia Argento :
Comme la vague irrésolue

Asia Argento :
Je vais
Je vais et je viens
Entre tes reins
Je vais et je viens
Entre tes reins
Et je me retiens
I love you

Brian Molko :
Moi non plus

Asia Argento :
I love you

Brian Molko :
Moi non plus

Asia Argento :
Retiens moi

Brian Molko :
Tu vas
Tu vas et tu viens
Entre mes reins

Asia Argento :
Je vais et je viens
Je me retiens

Brian Molko :
- Non ! maintenant
Viens...


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/7/2005 12:39 pm

thankyou


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


honey_nn 41F

5/7/2005 2:11 pm

me haces tanto bien (amistades peligrosas)


patsam69 51M/51F

5/7/2005 8:06 pm

Rapunzel by the Dave Matthews Band

Ahh, open wide
taste so good I eat you
take me for a ride
in your sweet delicious
perfect little mouth
there upon I linger
you wioll have no doubt
that I do my best for you

that is just the first verse...check it out its great!


scubasnack2005 58M/58F

5/8/2005 5:39 am

MsHuny: Not the oldest.... A CLASSIC, and I liked "Louie Louie" too.
And a big Zappa fan, but Keithcancook beat me to that one.

And the ever popular Donna Summer "Love to love you , baby", which was given to me by my high school sweety. (OK, so subtle it is NOT)...

Hmmmm. Maybe a story in the future.


fmansa 52F

5/8/2005 8:21 am

Not a very veiled one )

You're a song
Written by the hands of god
Don't get me wrong cause
This might sound to you a bit odd
But you own the place
Where all my thoughts go hiding
And right under your clothes
Is where I find them

Underneath Your Clothes
There's an endless story
There's the man I chose
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl honey

Because of you
I forgot the smart ways to lie
Because of you
I'm running out of reasons to cry
When the friends are gone
When the party's over
We will still belong to each other

Underneath Your Clothes
There's an endless story
There's the man I chose
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl honey

I love you more than all that's on the planet
Movin' talkin' walkin' breathing
You know it's true
Oh baby it's so funny
You almost don't believe it
As every voice is hanging from the silence
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manners
I'm tied up to this feeling

Underneath Your Clothes
There's an endless story
There's the man I chose
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl honey


DCEbony
1586 posts
5/10/2005 4:34 pm

I was a big Duran Duran fan back in the day and when I listened to "Girls on Film" recently, I had a "HEY!" moment.

One of the lines is, "Take me up 'til I'm shooting a star". I don't think Simon Le Bon was referring to astronomy. LOL


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