Automated profiles.....  

TakesTeatsStood 50M
1358 posts
4/30/2005 11:39 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Automated profiles.....

The other day I posted a profile I found terrible and one of the people reading my blog said that now you can have AdultFriendFinder write your 'about me' section for you automatically.

So off I went to create a new profile to see this lil program - and there was the option at the top of the area where you - click on it and a window opens and you can choose from a drop down liast of catchy phrases. So here is the raunchiest thing I could come up with. Most are very cliche things and after checking I now realize there are many newer profiles using some of those lines.

I'm the type who's prepared to fuck you senseless before we exchange phone numbers. Or names. I'm your typical fuck-and-forget date. No time for Love, Dr. Jones! Hello! I'm not the one you take home to Mom... unless she's hot, too. For me a perfect date is one where we wake up even hornier than when we fell asleep. When I go out, it's a rare night that I don't come home with somebody nice. I like to take a good looking lady and severely fuck her all night long. The philosophy I live by is that it's all about making you cum until you beg me to stop. I get along best with people who know how to keep a secret. I like my partners to be people I'd hang around with even if we weren't having sex. I'm not changing my life, I'm kicking it to the curb and getting a better one. I look forward to screwing your brains out. If you contact me remember that emails with a naked photo get special consideration.

All I can say is that if you can't come up with your own profile, I wouldn't suggest using any of that bs.

I want to read about the person on the other end, not some computer generated crap.

_GuardianAngel_ 52F
4 posts
4/30/2005 2:27 pm

sheesh and they wonder why they don't get any reactions?

rm_Elysia2005 43F
412 posts
4/30/2005 2:48 pm

LOL In the last few weeks I have seen SO many of the "I'm not changing my life, I'm..." followed by some of the most banal, cliche CRAP there is to imagine. The sad thing is, if there were any originality behind it at all, it might actually be interesting. Instead it indicates (to me, anyway) a person with little creativity. And if you can't be creative in your profile, how can I expect you to be creative in bed?

(You, on the other hand, postingnick... yum!)

didi0105 60M
68 posts
4/30/2005 2:56 pm

I agree. I really want to know how many profiles are honest.

hourglasses 47F

4/30/2005 3:11 pm

Ooooh severely fuck me baby

rm_MarkNGeorgia 64M
91 posts
4/30/2005 3:22 pm

LOL, Dr. Jones. I've seen almost all of those phrases in various profiles. One thing about the canned phrases - they are better than nothing at all.

mi_mwpm 51M

4/30/2005 4:31 pm

Now, that's funny. Sad thing is the people using that crap don't realize how bad it actually is, or do they just not care?

expatbrit49 62M

4/30/2005 5:18 pm

Thats too funny I would be interested to hear if anyone actualy contacts you LOL

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

Barbiebunny69 43F

4/30/2005 6:46 pm

Dr.Jones...only if u wear the rubber gloves baby

TakesTeatsStood 50M
505 posts
4/30/2005 9:25 pm

Lol everyone - I'm not using that - I just generated it I'd post the link so everyone could try it out but of course we can't post links. I also checked into editing my profile and the option to use those phrases isn't included. So the only way to check them out yourself would be to start to create a new profile - once you get to the part where you enter your info you would have the choice to let AdultFriendFinder help you out (not the professional edit - this is another option).

Anyways - there are many combinations you could produce but all sound pretty canned.

expatbrit49 62M

5/1/2005 6:50 am

You both have great blogs and more importantly you only have a few more comments to go to get two empty girls with a hot title and picture off the List

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

smileguyqc 53M

5/1/2005 7:07 am

There really isn't a point to that is there. Sounds bad and labels you as someone to avoid.

vegas_sinner04 30F

5/1/2005 7:42 pm

"If you contact me remember that emails with a naked photo get special consideration." i have seen this in so many profile and i thought it was so cheesy. but at least now i know where it comes from.

Barbiebunny69 43F

5/1/2005 9:09 pm

Nick congrats on bein No1 man uve always been tops to me
**Asskissing done**

cochise226922 46M

5/2/2005 2:44 pm

Wow is this program really that bad - I mean are all those phrases actually available? I'm apalled and even more jaded about this site now. Thank heavens I have found the blogs and can communicate with some actual warm blooded beings on occasion (when Im not out 'there' of course)

Sinderlicious 51F
310 posts
5/2/2005 3:38 pm

Oh say it's not so!!! *clutching my heart dramatically*

Well...I know what my new business is gonna be!

Sin like you mean it!

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