Any funny or erotic strip club stories?  

TakesTeatsStood 50M
1358 posts
5/10/2005 6:46 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Any funny or erotic strip club stories?

It seems that most women that have been to strip clubs have been dragged up on stage.

While I wish I had a good strip club story alas I don't, I'm not one of the guys that sits down front watching, I am usually (I say usually as if I have gone to a lot of them, far from it) the one sitting in the back drinking and observing.....

I guess the funniest story I have is from many years ago when a guy sitting near myself and a group of friends looked at us and tore a dollar bill in half, saying that way he got 'twice the tuck for the buck." Fearing a severe beating by a disgruntled dancer none of us were brave enough to try that stunt.

Anyone else have a funny story? Heck - an erotic one?

rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
5/10/2005 7:58 am

Ok a few years back, a group of us, guys and ladies, went to a strip club!! I mean this was a nasty little joint!! (it got closed down about 3 months later!) You could do all kinds of things to the girl including performing the buffet with friends for a price, sticking objects in the girls pussies, it was wild!!! Anyway, we got one of our male buddies a lap/table dance!!! The young lady was dancing all over the table, and when she squat down one of my female friends whispers to me that she saw a tampon string!! I looked over immediately trying to see and she was grinding her ass all into our male friend's face!! I felt almost sorry for him! Then she turned around and smashed her pussy on his face, he was getting so turned on, but when she got up from her split his face changed.....he saw the tampon, and I couldn't help but laugh when he began to frantically wipe his face!! He was pissed off!! We did get him another dance, but we asked if she was on her period!! I never thought to ask something like that, but it was still a fun nite!!!


vegas_sinner04 30F

5/10/2005 9:50 am

i live in vegas but still i have never been to a strip club, it's kinda sad. we are like the strip club capital of the world or some shit. there is one on every corner it seems like.

patsam69 51M/51F

5/10/2005 10:17 am

OMG Lady...i thought you were gonna say that his face got bloody!!! LOL. Nothing wrong with having your's natural. I guess dancing girls cant take off from work 5 to 10 days a month!

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/10/2005 1:12 pm

When I was getting my married to my first husband, the guys had taken him out to a strip club. My husband to be called me and told me that he had had enough of this place and to come pick him up. The bouncer, intially, wouldn't let me in; however, when he figured out the situation, he walked me through to the table where they were at. I happend to have walked up behind him and they had a lap lady dancing in front of him with her titties all hanging out. I simply walked up behind him, placed my arms around his neck with my hands on his chest, and whispered to him, "Are you ready???" Lol.. He jumped about 3 feet, at least... turned and looked at me and said, "I've been waiting for you!!"... lol...

rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
5/11/2005 7:51 pm

So about pulling a hamstring while dancing...unable to remove clothing (wardrobe malfunction)...temporary blindness due to staring into a light and I need to say more?

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