Blow Job Blues  

rm_pinkpussyliz 62M/59F
18 posts
3/8/2006 7:48 am
Blow Job Blues

Why is that men can remember anyting to do with sex, and naff all when it comes to chores.

Last week I asked Gerry to pay a cheque into the bank for me, I even left it by his keys so he'd not forget. When I came home.... yes it was still there.

Monday evening he calls me a lying two faced tart. I asked him to explain this outburst, and he said that while we were having a quicky on Saturday afternoon, I had insisted on doing without the foreplay bit because I wanted his gongler inside me right there and then. I'm supposed to have said I'd give him a BJ later if he diddled me first.

I know I get a bit carried away whilst in the throws of passion, and have been known to promise the earth in order to complete my journey to planet orgasm, but I do not remember this promise.

Anyway, after an hour of whining, I told him I'd keep to the promise I didn't remember making and give him a BJ later.

He said "You promise", I said yes. He said "You'll give me a BJ later"? I said "Yes my darling...Later on in the year you moaning wanker".


allybifem 36M/36F
6 posts
3/9/2006 3:09 am

Dead right too. I'd make him wait forever, at least a week anyway.


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