TRUE SEX STORY LAUGHER  

rm_pianoman2002 65M
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8/18/2006 8:04 pm
TRUE SEX STORY LAUGHER


I’m not making this up. This is true. A few years ago I was screwing a lovely 19 year old girl. She was an athletic instructor at a local school so you can imagine what a firm body this devine creature had. However, there was a problem. She was extremely shy and naive. The first time I lowered my head to tongue her pussy she stopped me and had a look on her face that said, “What are you doing?” Obviously, she never sucked my cock either... until one night. Now, if you don’t know what Amyl Nitrite is I’ll try to explain. It’s a kind of gaseous fume that comes in a very thin glass vial covered with a yellow mesh fiber. One snaps it, breaking the glass, and inhales the fumes. It is used mostly by people with Angina. Basically, it dilates the blood vessels. When you pop one of these while having sex it sends you to Fuck and Suck Heaven. All inhibitions fly out the window. It is a true aphrodisiac to the highest degree. Well, I happened to have a box of these babys and on our next session I asked her if she would like to try something that would loosen her up and she agreed. I popped one and we both hit it..Within 10 seconds this shy little thing had my cock in her mouth and was sucking it like a pro. I of course was devouring her sweet cunt. Now stay with me! The funny part is coming up. About a year later I ran into her at a club and she told me something that made me fall off my stool and roll on the floor with hysterical laughter. She had recently married and they had spent their honeymoon at a friends ski lodge. They were about to hit the sack so she went to the bathroom to freshen up. Out of curiosity she opened the medicine cabinet and saw what appeared to be the poppers we had done. She took a couple and hid them in her hair. She was going to give hubby a real treat. Problem was... they weren’t Amyl Nitrite. They were Ammonia poppers used to wake the unconscious. Back in bed, hubby was all over her and just as he was about to push his cock into her pussy she snapped one under his nose. Needless to say, he started coughing and sneezing... his eyes were watering and he nearly threw up. Every time I get a mental picture of him writhing and thinking, “What the fuck did you do that for!!!”, I’m rolling on the floor again. .

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