I'm horny - help!!!  

rm_phoundrx7 39M
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10/7/2005 1:55 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I'm horny - help!!!


You know, I enjoy sex, but I treat it a little differently than most.

To me, sex is an action, like driving a car, or eating a piece of cheesecake - it is to be enjoyed to the utmost. So I take a lot of pride and pleasure in what I do. I study, learn, and try to put to good use my knowledge.

Couple problems:

#1: I don't go out very often. I'm somewhat anti-social: meaning, if I'm with a group of people I feel comfortable with, I'll talk as much as I want. If I'm around people I don't know, or get an odd vibe from, I tend to listen intently, and say something when I have something to say.

#2: I don't enjoy the bar. It's cheaper to drink at home, the atmosphere (especially around here for me) doesn't seem hospitable, and I can be naked (feels better that way) at home without anyone bitching. I can't very well drop my pants at the bar, unless it's an orgy.

#3: Women don't make any sense to me. Being an intelligent, logical person, someone who runs off their emotions drives me nuts. That and I want you to be upfront as I am with you - and you rarely are. It's always mixed-messages, convoluted thoughts, and lack of common sense. To find someone who fits me, rare.

And here's what's funny. I'm a quick shooter, the first couple of times. However, it doesn't go soft. I'll be having sex, I'll shoot, and continue. No stop, no sleep, just go some more. All I know is I must have a natural form of Viagra going through my system. My hardness will last as long as my will & want. If I wear a rubber, I'll only shoot twice, and then I'll last forever. But nothing turns me on (or makes me shoot faster) than a vocal woman. You get to screamin, I get to creamin.

But I want pussy, I want sex. Need it, love it. Eating, poking, fingering, gimmee gimmee.

Would you like to play with my midget?

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