Fun fun fun . . .  

rm_phoundrx7 39M
498 posts
5/1/2006 10:29 am

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5/1/2006 1:08 pm

Fun fun fun . . .


Till her mommy took the batteries away?

Don't you hate that? You are all set and ready to have some fun, when an interruption occurs that stops you dead in your tracks, makes you reverse course, and do something else?

Sucks, but oh well.

Anyway, three midgets tried going into a bar, but the door said pull, and the handle was too high, so they walked away.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, no one had a ladder, and they're not from the circus.

Oh give me a home, where the midgets roam, and the deer and the antelope fuck. Where seldom is heard, a discouraging moan, and the skys are all cloudy and grey.

Somebody once told me the difference between positive and negative, but I can't remember how those pieces fit together, so nevermind.

Now, on to the midget cowboys? Wouldn't you ladies find a midget dressed up in a cowboy outfit, or maybe a police uniform sexy? Well, I'm shrinking in my old age, so in a few years, maybe I'll qualify.

What toys do you like sticking up your ass, and would you like that tonka dump truck back this week.

Oh, ode to be in pussy now that I have no dick. It feel off the other day after I saw the Universal Nasty. It was this troll of a woman, quite psychotic, and she has the effect of ploop.

So, I was strolling through the park one day, since it is the month of May, but nothing caught me by suprise, because there was a midnight orgy that could not be contained, so I grabbed my three ring binder, and took notes.

Are you lonesome tonight? Should I bring the flying moneys? They're such great entertainment, that I couldn't leave them at home. They get lonely, and look for other people to pick stuff out of their butts.

Now, to go on, and up, I shall masturbate the main appendage that sprngs eternal happiness. It shall shoot forth the stream of life, and create a stain on the towel.

Enjoy, and have a good one.

(Think creativity is a problem?)

rm_phoundrx7 39M
340 posts
5/1/2006 1:08 pm

Insanity, in the face of sanity, can be a joyous occassion. Thank you.


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