Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley  

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7/12/2006 11:23 pm
Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley


Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside of a famous movie actor. Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do push-ups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing.

One day, one fo them became curious enough to ask Stanley why he exercized all day.

Stanley said, "look, pal, only one sperm gets a woman pregnant and when the right time comes, I am going to be that one.

A few days later, they all felt themselves getting hotter and hotter, and they knew that it was getting to be their time to go. They were released abruptly and, sure enough, there was Stanley swimming far ahead of all the others.

All of a sudden, Stanley stopped, turned around, and began to swim back with all his might. "Go back! Go back!" he screamed. "It's a blowjob!"

-from The World's Best Dirty Jokes book.

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