Happy Jizz-mas  

rm_paulus247 39M
218 posts
12/24/2005 8:10 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Happy Jizz-mas


I have seen Lingerie and socks given away on this site. I think it is time for:

The Great Sperm giveway !!

I will send out my free samples in a small jar (pippette included, or straw if your that way inclined).

I made the mistake of sending the last sample out in a milk bottle-
("Hhmmm, Paulus why did you send me this lumpy smoothie instead ?? OOp's, sorry Tiller)
I am definately in trouble for this comment !!

Well at least there's a weeks worth of protein in one hit !!

Postage and packing included etc, etc

First i need a 'Milkmaid' to aid my operation.
(would love to meet a German milkmaid named Heidi with blonde pigtails)

frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
12/26/2005 4:32 pm

My My....who's feeling cheeky then!!What about some brunette plaits??

Frangi xx


tillerbabe 56F

12/27/2005 12:59 am

Yup..you're "in trouble"..I already drank it all!


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/27/2005 4:03 pm

What if its to thick to suck through the straw

What if it gos off before it reaches me..

Will i get it injected into me and have your baby??

giggles

silky


tillerbabe 56F

12/28/2005 1:01 am

Paulus! -the "minx"


rm_paulus247 39M
301 posts
12/28/2005 6:49 am

Hi,

Frangie :
Plaits are fine- just don't forget your little wooden stool, and chequered dress.

Tiller :
There's more where that came from !!
I Will relax the rules and allow you wear your little red cowboy suit, rather than the milking uniform.

See ya


rm_paulus247 39M
301 posts
12/28/2005 7:54 am

Hi,

jeez the writings 'gone on the wonk' again!

SILKY:

The freshness problem:
Remember, this is super sperm !!
It will not go off, it is been genetically modified by thine own hands.

The straw problem:
Just use one of those tubes that the christmas wrapping paper comes wrapped around, that oughtta do it.

The Rugratz:
Yes, fill yourself with my little babies!
(some may say "the devils seed") Mwahahahaaaa!!


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

12/28/2005 9:15 am

*wants it*




FRESH

from the TAP


TTFN


rm_paulus247 39M
301 posts
12/30/2005 3:00 pm

OOhh, Redlipz,

Remember when you bit my bumcheek in your castle ??
I think the "Evil" may be taking hold now
Look at what i'm becoming !!

Mwahahahah Ha Ha Ha

Ha Ha Haaaa !!

I will try to fight it off though !!


MISS_KINK 38F

1/1/2006 8:45 am

HAPPY NEW YEAR Mr P,
Hope you also had a warm Christmas.
Kink


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