If my penis could talk...  

rm_parkerj2006 41M
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5/15/2006 7:37 am

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If my penis could talk...

If my penis could talk I think the first thing she'd tell me, (yes my penis is a 'she' and very much lesbian), is thank you for my great ability to work her like a champ! No doubt my penis loves to be praised, and would be very apprecitive of that fact. She'd also throw me a nod for my other skills, expecially for being able to cover for her on those rare occations when she wasn't 'up' to par.

The next thing my penis would probably tell me is that she needs to be used less by me and more by other females...after all, she is a lesbian!

She'd tell me how 'righty' can be fun once in a while, especially when I switch it up to the European grip, but enough is enough... "I'm a penis, and an attractive one at that, start sticking me in things damn it!" Oh yeah, and she'd thank me for avoiding 'lefty', who just never seems to know what he's doing.

I'm betting my penis would be really appreciative for Boxer Briefs, comfort and support all in one shot, and would definitely praise me for sobering up before I stuck her in -name edit- that night in Cleveland!!!

Then I imagine things would get ugly and my penis would use some suggestive language for the times I used her without a condom, infact if my penis had limbs, she'd probably smack the shit out of me for that! Ofcourse, I've done enough smacking for the both us, so maybe she wouldn't be so hard on me...no pun intended*

Finally I think my penis would tell me that she likes MY hair better than hers, really likes Donna Summers "Love to Love you Baby", wishes I offered her up to that girl who was all over me two weeks ago at BW3's, and would finally end our conversation by telling me over and over THANK YOU FOR YOHIMBE BARK!

Yep overall, I think it would be an interesting conversation*

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

5/15/2006 9:28 am

Thank God she can't walk....

Liefs C

rm_parkerj2006 41M

5/15/2006 9:50 am

Thank you much!

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