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A Woman Over 40
A Woman Over 40
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of
all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what
she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a
hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get
away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's
like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of
younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where
you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free," here's an update for you: Now 80% of women are against marriage.
Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get
a little sausage
8/8/2006 10:34 pm
Thanks for that. You do make us feel wanted.|
8/9/2006 7:28 pm
Nah, its not that you aren't wanted...just a little nudge for all the men who think any woman over 40 isn't worth taking a second glance at. There's a lot to be said for maturity. In general we're not drama queens. We don't use tears to get what we want (we can generally buy what we want for ourselves). Our conversation is usually more interesting, with more depth and understanding. There's a lot more freedom with a mature woman since we're more apt to let a man hang with his friends if he wants without feeling like we have to be joined at his hip 24/7 to keep track of him or mark our territory.|
Hell...why do I have to explain myself? *LOL*
9/19/2006 2:47 pm
Here's to Mr. Rooney. He must be a smart guy...we share the same first name LMAO|
10/27/2006 9:31 pm
Today was a good feeling day, I see. Very interesting humor.|