Iraqi help!! (joke)  

rm_needsmoreluv 52M
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7/5/2006 8:36 am
Iraqi help!! (joke)


A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out
>of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a
>few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."
>
>The nun agreed.
>
>Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked,
>"Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"
>
>The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's disappeared, the
>soldier crawled out from under her
>skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't
>want to go to Iraq."
>
>The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
>
>The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but
>you have a great pair of legs!"
>
>The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a
>great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

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