DAM...DAM....DAYUM! I MUST BE A TITTY MAN  

rm_navi504 45M
39 posts
6/14/2006 12:57 am

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DAM...DAM....DAYUM! I MUST BE A TITTY MAN


WHAT UP? WHAT UP? WHAT UP? The thought hit me today like a ton of bricks, when I first see a woman, what do I notice?.......... DEM TITTIES.

Let's be real wit it huh? Women, y'all got men all fucked up behind DEM TITTIES. It don't matter where you at, what you doin, who you talking to, or what you thinking bout, when you see a nice pair of TITTIES, all that just goes blank and you be like SHIT! Look at DEM TITTIES.

Now I'll be the first to admit, I watch TITTIES all day, everyday, I dont care sometimes who's watching me watchin TITTIES, cuz I just look at them and be like "Dats some nice TITTIES huh?". Does this sound like a problem? NO. I mean I'm not disrespectful with it, but I do watch! sometimes I get caught by women who look at me like "Uh, Excuse me". My reply is usually "Huh?" with a lil smile on my face, and eventually they, without admitting to it are flattered that they got my attention in that manner.

I can go on for days talkin bout DEM TITTIES..... so that's what Im gonna do (smile).

*I like big titties cuz they are juicy lookin'. You could just imagine lappin your tongue all around that big mutha fucka like a beach ball...til ya tongue get dry. The cleavage looks like a big sliding board, and when you get to the bottom of it you could just let the titties cover ya ears for sound proofin' and just hum for a minute. Kinda amusing aint it? You could just grip them big fuckers in ya hands and play with 'em like a SLINKY. I'm talking bout the D'S and DD's.

*average titties are cool too. They like the athletic kid on the block. I just like to watch them sit there looking back at me saying "What's Up?" ya know? Now,.. they dont bounce around as much as the heavyweights, but they get their excercise in to, especially in the missionary position. They move a lil faster cuz they dont have to far to go before they have to come back home. and you can move to the right or left..... DEM TITTIES be lookin at you like "WHERE YOU GOIN?". You can usually get a B or C in each hand and hold 'em like two oranges.

*NOW WE COME TO THE A'S!!!!!but like Fonzie use to say.....AEYYYYYYYYY! I'll take them too! see the deal with them is, you have to treat them like small plants.....with alot of "Tender Loving Care". You have to get up close with 'em, tell 'em you love 'em, then shoot nut all over them for nurishment (lmao). Hey, they need luv too! I've seen some beautiful small titties.

Here's where I know there's no hope for me. I even like the "GROUND BOUND" titties. Ya know the ones where when the bra comes off, those bastards are pointed straight for the ground? Like the African ladies on National Geographic?........FUCK IT, Im in! I'll take those in my hand like you grab a bad kid, raise em up to eye level and say......"Can ya hear me nah?" and just kiss em on the nipple! and then let 'em lay down and go back to sleep.

Speaking of NIPPLES, I just wanna say to all the ladies out there who have pictures of their nipples on their profile...... THANKS! I appreciate that there!!!

Do you know nipples are the corner stone of emotions? If you're excited or horny, usually we men can tell rather quickly because your nipples say "hey there". I love the winter too cause y'all cant just keep those puppies down. That shit is soooooo cool!!!!! and then Y'all get embarressed. For What? I aint embarressed when I'm lookin! lol.

I went to a local Mc Donald's today and the young lady behind the register was ready to take my order and shit, ya know how it is. Well anyway, I initially looked at the menu (like I havent seen it before) when something said "hey stupid, look down!". Low and Behold this girl had one of the best sets of titties I have ever seen, nipples and all. Now, I'm stuck cuz I cant get my attention off her titties. And her nipples were poking through of her shirt like they just robbed a store and was trying to run away!

So I'm looking down, acting like I'm getting money out of my pocket cuz I had a hat on, knowing the whole time I'm trying to pay closer attention to these TITTIES when I realized I havent even ordered. STUUUUUUPID ASS! I look at the gurl, and without getting it together first, my dumb ass holla "let me get a big nipple....I mean Big Mac Combo!!!!" The old man on side of me dam near went into cardiac trying not to laugh, right? now I have embarrased the shit out the lil chick cause I only said it loud enough for everyone in line to hear. But I knew all the men in line was thinking the same thing, cuz when i turned around all of them were looking too! I was just the ass that slipped and said it!

Now I'm feeling a lil off, the gurl brings me my food, I pay her and tell her I'm sorry for my comment, but in my mind I wanted to compliment her on her TITTIES. The funny thing was she smiled and told me THANKS! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Was that a Thanks for the apology, I doubt it cuz honestly, when she said it, she was looking at my crotch!!!!!WTF. She must be a dick woman huh?

Figure that shit out and hit me up Y'all!!!! I'm out

MissKittyNip26 105F

6/14/2006 8:46 am

ROFL!! You are soooo FUCKIN' silly!! I'm SO lovin' the new radio show!! I think I'mma have to pimp you a little more!! Usually, MEN have a hard time gettin' readers.. it's all about bein' a half-dressed woman over here (lol), but you definitely gotta stick around. If you write it, they will cum.. err, I mean come.


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
6/14/2006 11:56 am

LMFAO!!!! Which mickey d's?!!!!!!!!!! You need a backup opinion!!!! Great post and welcome to blogland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


qyxx 59F
3267 posts
6/14/2006 3:22 pm

Welcome to Blogland!! You are too funny. Keep on keeping it real

Q.


TurnLock 59M
576 posts
6/16/2006 2:48 am

A man after my own heart. I never would have openly commented on the tits, but it's hard not to appreciate them when you see them. They look so warm and inviting. Good luck on your blog, I like your style and what you got to say.


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