turner brown..??? :)  

rm_naughty_jean 31F
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4/28/2005 6:43 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

turner brown..??? :)

A skinny little white Guy

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator,
looks up and sees this HUGE
African American guy standing next to him. The big
guys sees the little guy
staring at him, looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch penis, 1 pound
left testicle, 1 pound
right testicle,...Turner Brown."

The small man faints dead away and falls to the
floor. The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him. The big
fellow says, "What's wrong with
you?" In a weak voice the little guys says, "What
EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and
figured I'd just give you the
answers to the questions everyone always asks
me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weight
350 pounds, I have a 14 inch penis, my left testicle
weighs 1 pounds, my
right testicle weighs 1 pounds and my name is
Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?
Thank God! I thought you said "Turn around."

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