men.. men.. men.. :)  

rm_naughty_jean 31F
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5/21/2005 9:48 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

men.. men.. men.. :)


Stupid jokes on men...<>
Message: Stupid Jokes on Men:
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What Men Know About Women"

What's the difference between men and
government bonds?
Bonds mature.

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.

How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares.

How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
We don't know... it has never happened.

What's a man's idea of helping with the
housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

What's the difference between a man and E.T?
E.T. phoned home.

What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted!

What did God say after he created man?
I can do better.

What are two reasons men don't mind their own
business?
1. No mind 2. No business.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

Did you hear about the man who won the gold
medal?
He bronzed it.

How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy and wearable"

Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000
stereo in it.

Why did God create man?
He needed to practice.

Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost, at least she will ask for
directions

Heres my message:
Men, they are all in sensitive, boring and dumb sometime...
But still, why do i Love them?
Its beyond what nature understand.

mygmyg 59M

5/22/2005 9:30 am

Man out hunting, typical Elmer Fudd, "wearz da wabbit?" kind of guy.

Hearing something stir by a lartge tree with bushes at the base, Elmer quietly works his way to the edge of the bushes at the base of the tree.

Carefully peering over the bushes, Elmer is astounded in his find. A beautiful naked woman, lying in the grass at the base of the tree.
Elmer carefully walks around the bushes and steps out in front of the woman and stands frozen, staring at the beautiful womans' body.

"What are you doing?" the woman asked, her hands slowly moving, caressing her body seductively, trying to make eye contact with Elmer.

Never taking his eyes from her body, Elmer answers, "I'm hunting, Hunting for GAME!"

The vixen responds, "I'm GAME!"

And Elmer shot her!!


rm_naughty_jean 31F

5/23/2005 11:55 am

what??? what kind of guy in his right mind would stare so intently at a naked girl and actually ogling at her, would simply shot her??? is he out of his mind??? how stupid men can really be! no offense to the one who posted this story though.. hehehe..
anyway, thanks for the post.. hilarious story though..


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